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The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office. "What seems to be the problem?" the doctor asked.

"Well, I, uh," she stammered. "I think I, uh, might be a nymphomaniac."

"I see," he said. "I can help you, but I must advise you that my fee is $80 an hour."

"That's not bad," she replied. "How much for all night?
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LOL!

A guy goes to the psychiatrist and says "Doc, you gotta help me!"

The doc says "What seems to be the problem?"

The guy says "I don't know! First I'm a tepee than I'm a wigwam, then I'm a tepee then I'm a wigwam! Tepee wigwam teepe wigwam wigwam teepe, what the hell is going on?"

Doc says "Hey easy buddy, you're just two tents!". lol!
 
"Doc, you gotta help me. I'm in love with my horse".
"That's nothing new. A lot of people have a deep love for their pets. Very normal. By the way is your horse a male or female?"
"Female! What do you think, that I'm a freakin queer?"
 
Oy, and that reminds me of:
Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because it was a little hoarse..

Get it? hoarse, instead of horse!!! HAHAHA!

Oh jeez, did I really post that? thought I'd kill this thread before it got the flu
 
Glad to see you back with us Xcptshnl1 :-D

I was a little horse this morning :silent: then I seen my Dr. this morning
Now the horse is gone :toothy10:

I can't believe I said that ether 3404speed 8)

But true.

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So you you why men shake their pecker after they pee?

Cause its too hard to teach it to SNiFFFFF(better live and in person...but you get the drip)
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3404speed[/quote said:
Dude, you're too funny...:toothy10:

In case y'all haven't figured this out yet, I did intend to post this thread on the Jokes and Funny Stuff Forum...:poke::eek:ops: but I meant well.....:happy10:
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Wow...this one brings back the memories...A few years back I was seeing this girl, I'd heard she was a nymphomaniac, but as it turned out, she was a pyromaniac...the night went downhill real quick when I said "baby, you set my loins on fire" :toothy10:
 
My wife likes to talk to me during sex...last night, she called from a motel!
 
So a horse walks up to the bar and the bartender says "so what's with the long face" :-D
 
Confusius say, "Woman pilot who fly inverted have crack up."
 
A Big Fat,Hairy,Woman goes to WAL MART
As she is walking in to WAL MART she is yelling and screaming at her kids.
The WAL MART Greeter says to the Woman Are your kids twins?
She replies are your freakin stupid or what?One is 3 years old and one is 11.
The WAL MART Greeter says No Maam I am not stupid I just cant believe someone done you twice!
Jim
 
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