Pet Fish

[Bad Sport]

A man get stopped by a game warden with his basket full of fish.

Warden: do you have a permit for all these fish?
Man: no sir. These are all my pet fish.
Warden: your pet fish? How's that?
Man: well, every night I take all my pet fish for a walk to the lake, I let them swim for about half hour and then I whistle and they all come back and jump in my basket and we go home. We do this every night.
Warden: Well that's just a crock of lies!!
Man: here I'll show you... (Releases the fish in the lake)
Warden: well this I got to see!!
5 minutes later...
Warden: well??
Man: what?
Warden: the fish!! Where's your pet fish??
Man: what fish??

 

[4spdragtop]

Lol good one Bruce!

 

[krazykuda]

Some fishy is going on around here....

 

[krazykuda]

There's only two things in the world that smell like fish...

One of them is fish....

 

[krazykuda]

The guy did that on porpoise....

 

[krazykuda]

Every time I take my fish out of the tank for some fresh air, he gets real happy and jumps around....