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pishta

pishta

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"...I'm pretty good at math, so I did it in my head, then on paper, and finally on a calculator just to confirm my mathematical calculations. Each time I got the same answer, and sure enough, it IS my very favorite movie...EVER!

DO NOT cheat. DO YOUR math, THEN compare the results on the list of movies at the bottom. You will be AMAZED at how scary true and accurate this test is:
1. Pick a number from 1-9.
2. Multiply that number by 3.
3. Add 3.
4. Multiply by 3 again.
5. Your total will be a two digit number. Add the first and second digits
Together to find your favorite movie (of all time) in the list of 17 movies
Below:
Movie List:
1. Gone With the Wind
2. E.T.
3. Blazing Saddles
4. Star Wars
5. Forrest Gump
6. The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
7. Jaws
8. Grease
9. The Nancy Pelosi Resignation Speech
10. Casablanca
11. Jurassic Park
12. Shrek
13. Pirates of the Caribbean
14. Titanic
15. Raiders of the Lost Ark
16. Home Alone
17. Mrs. Doubtfire

... Now, isn't that something?

solution: whatever number you pick the end product will be a product of 9.
 
Wow! I pick 9.

Hey wait a minute. Pick any number and the results are the same.
 
Recently, while I was working on my flower beds in the front yard, my neighbors stopped to chat as they returned home after walking their dog. During our friendly conversation, I asked their little girl what she wanted to be when she grew up.

She said she wanted to be the President someday. Both of her parents, Democratic Party members, were standing there so I asked her "If you were President what would be the first thing you would do?"

She replied... " I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people"

Her parents beamed with pride! "Wow.. what a worthy goal" I said.. "but you don't have to wait to be President to do that!" "What do you mean?" she said. So I told her, "You can come over to my house and mow the lawn, pull the weeds, and trim my hedge, and I'll pay you $50. Then you can go over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use towards food and a new house."

She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight in the eye and asked, "Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work and you pay him the $50?"

I said, "Welcome to the Republican Party".

Her parents aren't speaking to me any more.
 
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