Poor little Johnny

[Tadams]

5 year old Johnny become lost so he went up to a police office and said I've lost my dad!
The policeman knelt down and said now son, What's he like?
Little Johnny replied, Beer and Women!

 

[JDMopar]

Little Johnny stood knocking on the door of the Smith house. When Mrs. Smith answered the door, little Johnny said " Howdy Mrs. smith. Can Timmy come out and play baseball with the rest of us? Mrs. smith said "JOHNNY! You know poor little Timmy doesn't have any arms or legs!" Little Johnny says " I know Mrs. smith.....we was gonna use him for 2nd base." :violent1:

 

[krazykuda]

Teacher: "Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are left?"

Little Johnny: "None."

Teacher: "Listen carefully: Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are left?"

Little Johnny: "None."

Teacher: "Can you explain that answer?"

Little Johnny: "One is shot, the others fly away. There are none left."

Teacher: "Well, that isn't the correct answer, but I like the way you think."

Little Johnny: "Teacher, can I ask a question?"

Teacher: "Sure."

Little Johnny: "There are three women in the ice cream parlor. One is licking, one is biting and one is sucking her ice cream cone. Which one is married?"

Teacher: "The one sucking the cone."

Little Johnny: "No. The one with the wedding ring on, but I like the way you think."