My wife thinks it is a dingle berry remover....
Who can tell me what the heck this is!!!
Maybe if you look at it at a different angle...
With those angle it looks more like a colon remover.
OUCH!
That wouldn't be good at all. A electric chair would be a walk in the park compared to that!! lol
Ok so it looks like we have narrowed it down to having some thing to do with the butt.
I thought it looked like a colon cleaner from super rare 1969 cordoba, with even rarer corinthian klingon cleaning fake leather option!
Extruded sintered iron turd replica.