Post your favorite saying

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My dad's favorite saying was " You're full of more **** than a constipated elephant"!
 
Never argue with an idiot, they will just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

Suck it up Buttercup.
 
Ford the most efficient way to turn fossil fuel into noise without the annoying side effects of horsepower and torque. And my dads favorite..I need two of those one to **** on and one to cover it up with..
 
He was shaking like a dog shitting razor blades. (from a friend)
I guess it's time for an' ole' fashioned Southern Knuckle Fuckin' (that's an original I wrote)
As long as I owe ya' , you'll never go broke
Deader than a doornail! ( Both from my Dad, RIP) Don't,know where he got 'em from, but I live by it, If I owe you a favor, I will always be there, He had another one as well,
"Boy, if you cross me, you'll wake up Dead"
"If you treat me right, I'll treat you better "Sonny Barger
I could come up w/ a few more........
 
Someone says, "See what I'm sayin?" Reply, "No, but I heard ya!"

From work:
it aint much work if someone else does it
it wont take long if we wait till the last minute.
 
As said by a friends uncle (Paul )(vet) to hot chick leaving liquor store, as he points finger at her, " Oh, Can I have some?"
 
"If brains were made of leather , you couldn't saddle an ant"

" If it's got tits or wheels , it's going to give you trouble"

"If she had as many pricks stiking out her
as she's had stuck in her she'd be a porcupine."
 
don't let the door hit you,where the good lord split you
 
those who can't wrench,sell parts:poke:lol bomber, btw rainbow,mistreated
 
Life is tough - its tougher when your stupid (John Wayne)

Be careful of the toes you step today, they may be attached to the @$$ you have to kiss tomorrow (My old sergeant)

Or

F&^% up and Cover up, boy which one are you?

or

You lie and I will swear too it

All the same sergeant

And finally-

Sun doesn't shine on the same dogs @$$ ever day

And - Embrace the suck - because it all sucks

See you on the other side Brother!! - 3 tours as an infantryman
 
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