Post your favorite saying

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My british buddy taught me DILLIGAF:

It means:

Does
It
Look
Like
I
Give
A
F__K !

We use that all the tome at work when qwe need a laugh!!
 
some people cant act with no more sense than the lord give em.
u can polish a turd but at the end of the day its just a shiny turd
looked like a monkey screwing a football
 
One of Dads., When someone asks how he's doing, "I'm still on the sunny side of the dirt"
 
just be yourself son,you'll be weird enough.

4 out of 3 people have trouble with fractions.

when i want your opinion i'll give it to you.

don't argue with me when you know i'm wrong.
 
A good buddy of mine always says ..
" at my age any day above ground is a good one"!

And I'll always remember my Dad yelling at the car in front of him that had hesitated at the stoplight " hey buddy what color green are you waiting for "?
 
If you can't impress them with brilliance. Then baffle them with bull ****.

That was slicker then owl ****.

Better then a poke in the eye with a sharp stick.
 
Well you know what a dog does, If you can't eat it or -uck it then piss on it.

Kenny
 
"About dumb as a 2x4 and half as useful"
"If brains were dynamite, he couldn't blow his nose"
"I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a pre-frontal lobotomy"
 
Did you guys see that" Skinny,short,tall,fat guy with dark blond hair" post somewhere
on this site?
 
" As soon as you think you idiot proofed it, along comes a bigger idiot!

" I'll start being nicer as soon as you start being smarter "

" You can teach an old dog new tricks, but you can't teach a dumb dog **** "
 
Never but your mouth in motion till you but your brain in gear.:burnout::burnout:

( did you ever notice these little guys only have three speeds)

Kenny
 
I work with a guy that's only 5'5" tall. Every once in awhile he'll try and poke some fun at me. I just stare back at him and tell him:

"I've punched babies in the face bigger than you." Everyone starts laughing and he just hangs his head.

Another one I use on him: "I've killed greater men for less than that."
 
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