Question to ponder

[No name needed]

If Frankinstein and the Bride of Frankstein had a Baby would it have a mind of it's own?

 

[DesertRat]

What do you do if you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

 

[mopardads67]

why are time piece adds always have the hands set at 10-10

 

[mopar410]

why do you park on a drive way and drive on a parkway

 

[Dartman1969]

Why is it that when you transport something by car it's called a shipment, but when you transport it by ship, it's called cargo?

 

[Bill Dedman]

If Frankinstein and the Bride of Frankstein had a Baby would it have a mind of it's own?

If Tuesday Weld (actress) married actor Fredrick March's grandson, would she then be "Tueday March III (the third")???

 

[No name needed]

If Tuesday Weld (actress) married actor Fredrick March's grandson, would she then be "Tueday March III (the third")???

Who the he'll is Tuesday Weld and Fredrick March. J/ k


If Peyton Manning entered into a civil union with Shawn Payton would he then be Peyton Payton ?

 

[340john]

Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing ?

This one was told to me from a girlfriend years ago... why is it called a ******* when you really suck ?

 

[bkbond12]

Why do they report power outages on tv?

 

[bkbond12]

"I am." is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language.
Could it be that "I Do," is the longest?

 

[bigall]

"I am." is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language.
Could it be that "I Do," is the longest?

It sure is,HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

 

[Bill Dedman]

Who the he'll is Tuesday Weld and Fredrick March. J/ k


If Peyton Manning entered into a civil union with Shawn Payton would he then be Peyton Payton ?

Who the hell is "Shawn Peyton"???

Not kidding....

 

[paulscars]

If Frankinstein and the Bride of Frankstein had a Baby would it have a mind of it's own?

it would depend on whether the baby was a blonde or not

 

[No name needed]

Who the hell is "Shawn Peyton"???

Not kidding....

http://www.mlive.com/news/jackson/index.ssf/2012/01/shawn_payton_jackson_man_who_m.html

 

[Bill Dedman]

http://www.mlive.com/news/jackson/index.ssf/2012/01/shawn_payton_jackson_man_who_m.html

Thanks for the link. I am totally ignorant about professional football these days.

 

[SCredneck]

And why is it that bras and batteries are sold in the same sizes? HMMMMMMMM, I wonder.

 

[Bad Sport]

If it's illegal to drink and drive then why do bars have parking lots.

 

[Dartnut]

If you choked a Smurf, what color would it turn?

 

[Bill Dedman]

If you choked a Smurf, what color would it turn?

How can you tell when sour cream goes bad???

 

[Dartnut]

Why do laxitives have expiry dates on them?
If you take them after the expiry date, would they give you the runs?

 

[ragtopfury]

If sense is common, why doesn't everybody have some?