she left me

[mac daddy mopar]

the wife told me we could no longer afford beer, and that I would have to quit drinking:angry7:
then I caught her spending $65.00 on makeup](*,)
so I asked her why I had to give up things but she didn't?
she said she needed the makeup to look pretty for me:love1:
I told her thats what the beer was for:bootysha:
I don't think shes comeing back:cheers:

 

[BWDart]

Who was the band that sang the song
"she's looking better with every beer"
or was that
"looks like it's me and you again Rosie"

 

[70dart]

I thought this was a serious thread. Does sound like my ex though only I had to change and everything would be o.k.:bs:

 

[rumblefish360]

LOL, Like I heard John LaGuzamono (sp) said once, I love you, your perfect, now let me present this list of 10 things that need to be changed about you.........

 

[oldkoot]

It's sort of like the sign I have in the shop "My wife ran off with my best friend, gee I'm gonna miss him"

 

[Bill Dedman]

Or, "I've never gone to bed with an ugly woman... but, I've sure woke up with a few!!!"

 

[Bigdummy]

Or, "I've never gone to bed with an ugly woman... but, I've sure woke up with a few!!!"

Poor fella