So just how smart are you

[No name needed]

Home many can you answer correct?

I will post the answers tonight





See if you can get these challenging common sense questions.

1. Do they have a 4th of July in England?
2. How many birthdays does the average man have?

3. Some months have 31 days; how many have 28?

4. A woman gives a beggar 1 dollar and 32 cents; the woman is the beggar's
sister, but the beggar is not the woman's brother. How come?

5. Why can't a man living in the U.S. be buried in Canada?

6. How many outs are there in an inning?

7. Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister? Why?

8. Two men play five games of checkers. Each man wins the same number of
games. There are no ties. Explain this.

9. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?

10. A man builds a house rectangular in shape. All sides have southern exposure.
A big bear walks by. What color is the bear? Why?

11. If there are 3 apples and you take away two, how many do you have?

12. I have two U.S. coins totalling 55 cents. One is not a nickel. What are the coins?

13. If you have only one match and you walked into a room where was an
oil burner, a kerosene lanp, and a wood burning stove, which one would you light first?

14. How far can a dog run into the woods?

15. A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour.
How long would the pills last?

16. A farmer has 17 sheep; all but 9 die. How many are left?

17. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?

18. A clerk in the butcher shop is 5'10'' tall. What does he weigh?

19. How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen?

20. What was the president's name in 1950?
21. There once was a lady who really liked pink. In her cozy, little one-story house,
everything was pink. Even her dog was pink. Her hair, her carpet, everything.
What color are her stairs?

22. There was an evergreen tree in the dark, ugly forest where ghosts,
witches, and even Frankensteins* lived. All of the sudden, a great gust
of wind flew through the forest. Which way did the leaves on the tree fall?
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[Dartnut]

Home many can you answer correct?

I will post the answers tonight





See if you can get these challenging common sense questions.

1. Do they have a 4th of July in England? (Yes.)
2. How many birthdays does the average man have? (One a year.)

3. Some months have 31 days; how many have 28? (All of them.)

4. A woman gives a beggar 1 dollar and 32 cents; the woman is the beggar's
sister, but the beggar is not the woman's brother. How come? (She is her sister.)

5. Why can't a man living in the U.S. be buried in Canada? (He's still alive.)

6. How many outs are there in an inning? (6)

7. Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister? Why? (Yes. not related.)

8. Two men play five games of checkers. Each man wins the same number of
games. There are no ties. Explain this. (They are playing with different people.)

9. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer? (70.)

10. A man builds a house rectangular in shape. All sides have southern exposure.
A big bear walks by. What color is the bear? Why? (Black. It is pitch dark out.)

11. If there are 3 apples and you take away two, how many do you have? (2)

12. I have two U.S. coins totalling 55 cents. One is not a nickel. What are the coins? (A fifty cent piece and a 5 cent piece.)

13. If you have only one match and you walked into a room where was an
oil burner, a kerosene lanp, and a wood burning stove, which one would you light first? (The match.)

14. How far can a dog run into the woods? (Until it gets tired.)

15. A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour.
How long would the pills last? (Indefinitely.)

16. A farmer has 17 sheep; all but 9 die. How many are left? (9)

17. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark? (One.)

18. A clerk in the butcher shop is 5'10'' tall. What does he weigh? (Meat.)

19. How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen? (12.)

20. What was the president's name in 1950? (The commander in chief, or Mr. President.)
21. There once was a lady who really liked pink. In her cozy, little one-story house,
everything was pink. Even her dog was pink. Her hair, her carpet, everything.
What color are her stairs? (No stairs inside a one story house.)

22. There was an evergreen tree in the dark, ugly forest where ghosts,
witches, and even Frankensteins* lived. All of the sudden, a great gust
of wind flew through the forest. Which way did the leaves on the tree fall? (The leaves didn't fall. They were attached to the tree still.)
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I think i aced it! :cheers:

 

[No name needed]

Ok. But no you have a few wrong.

Question 20 has the wrong year it should be 2000.

 

[Dartnut]

I can't wait for your answers!

 

[Coyote Jack]

1. Do they have a 4th of July in England? yes
2. How many birthdays does the average man have? one

3. Some months have 31 days; how many have 28? all of them

4. A woman gives a beggar 1 dollar and 32 cents; the woman is the beggar's
sister, but the beggar is not the woman's brother. How come? She is a nun

5. Why can't a man living in the U.S. be buried in Canada? He's still alive

6. How many outs are there in an inning? 6

7. Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister? Why? No, he's dead

8. Two men play five games of checkers. Each man wins the same number of
games. There are no ties. Explain this. Not playing against each other.

9. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer? 70

10. A man builds a house rectangular in shape. All sides have southern exposure.
A big bear walks by. What color is the bear? Why? White The house is at the north pole.

11. If there are 3 apples and you take away two, how many do you have? 2

12. I have two U.S. coins totalling 55 cents. One is not a nickel. What are the coins? 50 cent piece and nickel

13. If you have only one match and you walked into a room where was an
oil burner, a kerosene lanp, and a wood burning stove, which one would you light first? the match

14. How far can a dog run into the woods? the middle

15. A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour.
How long would the pills last? 1 hour

16. A farmer has 17 sheep; all but 9 die. How many are left? 9

17. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark? one

18. A clerk in the butcher shop is 5'10'' tall. What does he weigh? meat

19. How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen? 12

20. What was the president's name in 1950? Same as it is now
21. There once was a lady who really liked pink. In her cozy, little one-story house,
everything was pink. Even her dog was pink. Her hair, her carpet, everything.
What color are her stairs? one story house doesn't have stairs

22. There was an evergreen tree in the dark, ugly forest where ghosts,
witches, and even Frankensteins* lived. All of the sudden, a great gust
of wind flew through the forest. Which way did the leaves on the tree fall? No leaves on evergreens


Don't know if I did any better.

Jack

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[nqkjw]

I think the answer No.15 should be 1/2 hour each.
Otherwise agree they are all gone in an hour.
Depends how you read it I guess.

 

[67dart_drop_top]

7. Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister? Why? (Yes. not related.)

No, he cannot marry his widow's sister. His widow implies that he is dead. A dead man cannot enter into marriage...I think. We can feel like it afterwards though...waa ha ha!!!

 

[95teetee]

take Dartnut's #4 and put it in Coyote Jack's answers and you have my answers (although, for 14, I said 'half way', and 'Barrack Obama' for #20).

 

[daredevil]

Home many can you answer correct?

I will post the answers tonight





See if you can get these challenging common sense questions.

1. Do they have a 4th of July in England?yes
2. How many birthdays does the average man have?one

3. Some months have 31 days; how many have 28?12

4. A woman gives a beggar 1 dollar and 32 cents; the woman is the beggar's
sister, but the beggar is not the woman's brother. How come?its her sister

5. Why can't a man living in the U.S. be buried in Canada?gotta be dead

6. How many outs are there in an inning?sixno Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister? Why?no hes her bro in law


8. Two men play five games of checkers. Each man wins the same number of
games. There are no ties. Explain this.they arent playing each other

9. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?70

10. A man builds a house rectangular in shape. All sides have southern exposure.
A big bear walks by. What color is the bear? Why?polar bear south pole thus the exposure

11. If there are 3 apples and you take away two, how many do you have?are they yours? you have two

12. I have two U.S. coins totalling 55 cents. One is not a nickel. What are the coins?a fifty cent piece and a nickel

13. If you have only one match and you walked into a room where was an
oil burner, a kerosene lanp, and a wood burning stove, which one would you light first?the lamp

14. How far can a dog run into the woods?1/2 way then hes running out of the woods

15. A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour.
How long would the pills last?an hour

16. A farmer has 17 sheep; all but 9 die. How many are left?nine

17. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?one

18. A clerk in the butcher shop is 5'10'' tall. What does he weigh?certain amount

19. How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen?12

20. What was the president's name in 1950?mr president,same as today or barack
21. There once was a lady who really liked pink. In her cozy, little one-story house,
everything was pink. Even her dog was pink. Her hair, her carpet, everything.
What color are her stairs?no stairs

22. There was an evergreen tree in the dark, ugly forest where ghosts,
witches, and even Frankensteins* lived. All of the sudden, a great gust
of wind flew through the forest. Which way did the leaves on the tree fall?
*no leaves on an evergreen

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my answers

 

[pishta]

A man only has 1 birthday, plenty of anniversary's of that though. #20 depends on where he was born.....muhahahaha ! Oh, just read Coyotes...Answer to #17 is 7...! Genesis 7:2 and 7:3 "take with you seven of every kind of clean animal, a male and its mate" (Dang, that was news to me..My kid told me!)

 

[daredevil]

my answers

Duh not so smart.

 

[ocdart]

OK, guys. All the correct answers have been posted above except for #17.
Moses didn't take any animals on the ark - Noah did.

 

[pishta]

Ok, im a fool now. You got me. Moses didnt collect animals, noah did...my foot taste awful

 

[No name needed]

Answers

Answers

*************************** 1. Yes. Everyone has a July 4th.
*************************** 2. One.

*************************** 3. All of them (12).

*************************** 4. The beggar is her sister.

*************************** 5. He can't be buried if he isn't dead.

*************************** 6. 6

*************************** 7. No. He's dead.

*************************** 8. They were playing different people.

*************************** 9. 70

*************************** 10. White. It is at the North Pole.

*************************** 11. 2

*************************** 12. A 50 cent piece and a nickel. Only one is not a nickel.

*************************** 13. The match.

*************************** 14. Halfway. Then it's running out of the woods.

*************************** 15. 1 hour.

*************************** 16. 9

*************************** 17. None. Moses didn't have an ark. Noah did.

*************************** 18. meat

*************************** 19. 12

*************************** 20. Barrak Obama Same as it is now.

*************************** 21. She didn't have stairs. It was one story.

*************************** 22. It is a pine tree. It doesn't have leaves.

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[pishta]

#20. Barack wasnt even around in 1950 so the answer is Mr. President.

 

[95teetee]

#20. Barack wasnt even around in 1950 so the answer is Mr. President.

Ray already corrected that one to the year 2000.


and Moses got me too lol.

 

[No name needed]

Ray already corrected that one to the year 2000.


and Moses got me too lol.

Moses was the one that got me also. I think that's the one most often missed.

 

[nuttyprof]

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[nuttyprof]

Home many can you answer correct?

I will post the answers tonight





See if you can get these challenging common sense questions.

1. Do they have a 4th of July in England? yes
2. How many birthdays does the average man have? one

3. Some months have 31 days; how many have 28?12

4. A woman gives a beggar 1 dollar and 32 cents; the woman is the beggar's
sister, but the beggar is not the woman's brother. How come? beggars sister

5. Why can't a man living in the U.S. be buried in Canada? still alive

6. How many outs are there in an inning?6

7. Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister? Why? no, he's dead
8. Two men play five games of checkers. Each man wins the same number of
games. There are no ties. Explain this.different opponents

9. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer? 70

10. A man builds a house rectangular in shape. All sides have southern exposure.
A big bear walks by. What color is the bear? Why? white he's at the north pole (he better watch out for a thaw, no land there just ice)

11. If there are 3 apples and you take away two, how many do you have? 2

12. I have two U.S. coins totalling 55 cents. One is not a nickel. What are the coins? half dollar and nickle

13. If you have only one match and you walked into a room where was an
oil burner, a kerosene lanp, and a wood burning stove, which one would you light first? match

14. How far can a dog run into the woods? half way

15. A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour.
How long would the pills last? if taken per instructions, 1hour

16. A farmer has 17 sheep; all but 9 die. How many are left? 9

17. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?none, he wasn't alive then. It was Noah.

18. A clerk in the butcher shop is 5'10'' tall. What does he weigh? meat

19. How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen?12

20. What was the president's name in 1950? Mr. President
21. There once was a lady who really liked pink. In her cozy, little one-story house,
everything was pink. Even her dog was pink. Her hair, her carpet, everything.
What color are her stairs? no stairs

22. There was an evergreen tree in the dark, ugly forest where ghosts,
witches, and even Frankensteins* lived. All of the sudden, a great gust
of wind flew through the forest. Which way did the leaves on the tree fall? If it's evergreen needles don't fall
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How'd I do?

 

[mopar410]

Home many can you answer correct?

I will post the answers tonight





See if you can get these challenging common sense questions.

1. Do they have a 4th of July in England?yes
2. How many birthdays does the average man have?one

3. Some months have 31 days; how many have 28?all

4. A woman gives a beggar 1 dollar and 32 cents; the woman is the beggar's
sister, but the beggar is not the woman's brother. How come?sister

5. Why can't a man living in the U.S. be buried in Canada?hes not dead

6. How many outs are there in an inning?6,3 each team

7. Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister? Why?no,hes dead

8. Two men play five games of checkers. Each man wins the same number of
games. There are no ties. Explain this.they are playing other ppl

9. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?70

10. A man builds a house rectangular in shape. All sides have southern exposure.
A big bear walks by. What color is the bear? Why?white,north pole

11. If there are 3 apples and you take away two, how many do you have?2

12. I have two U.S. coins totalling 55 cents. One is not a nickel. What are the coins?the other one is a nickel and a .50 coin

13. If you have only one match and you walked into a room where was an
oil burner, a kerosene lanp, and a wood burning stove, which one would you light first?the match

14. How far can a dog run into the woods?to the center
15. A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour.
How long would the pills last?one hour

16. A farmer has 17 sheep; all but 9 die. How many are left?9

17. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?noah not mosses
18. A clerk in the butcher shop is 5'10'' tall. What does he weigh?meat

19. How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen?12

20. What was the president's name in 1950?the same as it is now
21. There once was a lady who really liked pink. In her cozy, little one-story house,
everything was pink. Even her dog was pink. Her hair, her carpet, everything.
What color are her stairs?no stair,one story

22. There was an evergreen tree in the dark, ugly forest where ghosts,
witches, and even Frankensteins* lived. All of the sudden, a great gust
of wind flew through the forest. Which way did the leaves on the tree fall? they dont fall off
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I just answered without scrolling down.lets see how I done.

 

[mopar410]

I protest 22 it says evergreen which could be a fur or cedar or other that dont have pines but the answer is the same I guess.

 

[sleeper-oem]

I am still stupid I can get these right but have my sunglasses on top of my head and be looking for them.

 

[mopar410]

I am still stupid I can get these right but have my sunglasses on top of my head and be looking for them.

That reminds me of a co-worker that came up and asked if I had seen his tape measure,I look at him and say no as he walked around looking for it.it was hanging on his left pocket instead of his normal right pocket.The same guy lost his safety glasses,he put them on his cap and couldn't find them.lol

 

[Dartnut]

This was unfair.
You took advantage of a feeble minded man.
lol!