the christmas party

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barbee6043

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the company announces the upcoming christmas party. dinner, open bar with alcoholic and non available, draw names for gifts not to cost more than $10. Ann is in charge.

it is brought up Christmas can fall on the same dates as that other religions celebrate such. therefore Ann decides each religious group will have their own table.

members o of AA are pissed, they are given their own table on far side of room away from the bar. A A is anomous!??? Ann's mistake...

the vegetarians are offended , as chicken was on the menu. to appease that group, Ann changes the menu to omit chichen. to be safe vegetarians have their own tables.

the union people are mad as they feel $10 for a gift is e xcessive. Ann omits gift giving.

now the Lesbian state they will NOT sit with any men employees. Gays demand their own tables, and must have a flower arrangement. Ann works it all out.

next day, the company announces, Ann has been admitted to a mental hospital. the company cancels the Christmas party, and gives EVERYONE a paid day off!!?????
 

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