Junior340
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A young boy went up to his father and asked him, 'Dad, what is the difference between potentially and realistically ?'
The father thought for a moment, then answered, 'Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Movie Star Bradley Cooper for a million dollars.
Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Bradley Cooper for a Million dollars, and then ask your brother if he'd sleep with Bradley Cooper for a million dollars. Then Come back and tell me what you learn from that.'
So the boy went to his mother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Bradley Cooper for a million dollars?'
The mother replied, 'Of course I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!'
The boy then went to his sister and asked, 'Would you sleep with Bradley Cooper for a million dollars?'
The girl replied, 'Oh my Gawd! I LOVE Bradley Cooper I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?'
The boy then went to his brother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Bradley Cooper for a million dollars?'
'Of course,' the brother replied. 'Do you know what a million Bucks would buy?'
The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his dad.
His father asked him, 'Did you find out the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?'
The boy replied, 'Yes, 'Potentially' , you and I are sitting on Three million dollars .
But 'realistically' , we're just living with two hookers and a queer.
The father thought for a moment, then answered, 'Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Movie Star Bradley Cooper for a million dollars.
Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Bradley Cooper for a Million dollars, and then ask your brother if he'd sleep with Bradley Cooper for a million dollars. Then Come back and tell me what you learn from that.'
So the boy went to his mother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Bradley Cooper for a million dollars?'
The mother replied, 'Of course I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!'
The boy then went to his sister and asked, 'Would you sleep with Bradley Cooper for a million dollars?'
The girl replied, 'Oh my Gawd! I LOVE Bradley Cooper I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?'
The boy then went to his brother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Bradley Cooper for a million dollars?'
'Of course,' the brother replied. 'Do you know what a million Bucks would buy?'
The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his dad.
His father asked him, 'Did you find out the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?'
The boy replied, 'Yes, 'Potentially' , you and I are sitting on Three million dollars .
But 'realistically' , we're just living with two hookers and a queer.
