Ad them if you got em :sign5:
Wives are having sex with their husbands because
they can't afford batteries.
they can't afford batteries.
CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
A stripper was killed while she danced when her audience
showered her with rolls of pennies.
showered her with rolls of pennies.
I saw a polygamist with only one wife.
If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds,"
you call them and ask if they meant you or them.
you call them and ask if they meant you or them.
McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.
Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned
their children's names.
their children's names.
My cousin had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it,
and they re-possessed her!
and they re-possessed her!
A truckload of Americans were caught sneaking into Mexico.
A picture is now only worth 200 words.
When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.
The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.