One day the Lone Ranger and his trusty sidekick Tonto were out riding through the prairie when the Lone Ranger had to stop to take a piss. So he dismounted his horse Silver and went over to a bush and pulled down his pants. Just then Tonto heard a scream! The Lone Ranger staggered out from behind the bush and said, "Tonto, I've been bitten by a rattlesnake on my d1ck! Go to town and ask the doctor what to do!"
So Tonto rode to town and went to the doctor. "Doctor, the Lone Ranger has been bit by a rattlesnake. What do I do?"
The doctor replied, "You take a knofe and make a small incision on the spot where he was bit, then you suck out the poison."
Tonto thanked the doctor and rode back to the Lone Ranger.
"Tonto!" said the Lone Ranger, mighty relieved to see his friend. "Well what did the doctor say?"
Tonto looks at the Lone Ranger and replied: "Doctor say you going to die..."
So Tonto rode to town and went to the doctor. "Doctor, the Lone Ranger has been bit by a rattlesnake. What do I do?"
The doctor replied, "You take a knofe and make a small incision on the spot where he was bit, then you suck out the poison."
Tonto thanked the doctor and rode back to the Lone Ranger.
"Tonto!" said the Lone Ranger, mighty relieved to see his friend. "Well what did the doctor say?"
Tonto looks at the Lone Ranger and replied: "Doctor say you going to die..."
