RustyRatRod
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The Wishing Well
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BWHAHAHA....... That's good, Rob. Looks like Cartoons/Trosley's early work.
That is definitely making a silk purse out of a sow's ear.
Jack
Jack
Guy comes into a bar, sets down, orders 4 drinks. One for him, one for the two blondes at his sides, and one for a little man about a foot tall sitting on his shoulder. He pays for them with the considerable money sticking out of all his pockets
The little man jumps down, runs around ran all the way up and down the bar, knocking over peoples drinks and scattering crackers and beer nuts, runs back and up onto the man's shoulder
"Listen," says the bartender, "We really appreciate your business, but if your small friend there can't control himself, we are going to have to ask you to leave."
"I'll try," said the man, "but it's very difficult."
"I couldn't help noticing............." said the bartender...................
"I know I know" said the man. "Here's the deal. I found a lamp on the beach, picked it up and out came a genie, you know the usual three wishes. So I wished for two beautiful women and you can see they are. I wished for all the money I could ever want, and you can see I'm not hurting there. Last, I wished for a twelve inch ----- AND THERE HE IS!!!!"
The little man jumps down, runs around ran all the way up and down the bar, knocking over peoples drinks and scattering crackers and beer nuts, runs back and up onto the man's shoulder
"Listen," says the bartender, "We really appreciate your business, but if your small friend there can't control himself, we are going to have to ask you to leave."
"I'll try," said the man, "but it's very difficult."
"I couldn't help noticing............." said the bartender...................
"I know I know" said the man. "Here's the deal. I found a lamp on the beach, picked it up and out came a genie, you know the usual three wishes. So I wished for two beautiful women and you can see they are. I wished for all the money I could ever want, and you can see I'm not hurting there. Last, I wished for a twelve inch ----- AND THERE HE IS!!!!"
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