Things that you can say ONLY at Thanksgiving

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1. Talk about a huge breast!
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. It's Cool Whip time!
4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
5. Whew, that's one terrific spread!
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It's a little dry; do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn you'll get some!
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you stick it in?
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
 
Laughed my frig'in tail off :toothy10::toothy10:


Who want's leftovers =P~ :-D
 
Hahahaha,that was great.My wife was reading it too,she's wiping the tears from her eyes,she thought it was hilarious.Thanx bud.:toothy10:
 
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Just what I needed!!! HAAHAHHHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!:toothy10::cheers:
 
numbers 6,7,8,9,10,11,12 are FREAKIN HILARIOUS LOL i like 10 ROFL
 
and 6 and 11 are to funny i almost cryed from laughing
 
I'll have to remember that one on Thanksgiving Day...sure to give the wife a good laugh.
 
showed my class today coulndt stop them from laughin almost got written up i was distracting the class LOL
 
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