This will NOT look good in divorce court

[mtandrews]

It ain't ALWAYS that way. When I divorced my first, I got sole custody of my then-18 mo-old daughter. She was only ordered $45/mo in child support. Now, 19 years later, she has paid a GRAND TOTAL of roughly $1500.

i hope you didn't spend it all in one place!!! wow...

 

[Mopar to ya]

Throating Nothing Ever - now THAT is damn funny.

 

[daredevil]

36 27 39 dont sound to bad to me.I like a little junk in the trunk.

 

[Revhendo]

36 27 39 dont sound to bad to me.I like a little junk in the trunk.

Want my ex's phone number?:toothy7:

 

[mjs69gts]

sounds like he got a hold of my ex i lol at the ad

 

[rumblefish360]

For anyone who happens to be seeking and agrees with the assessment that guys get the short end of the stick when it comes to divorce, I offer this.

http://www.martindale.com/Results.aspx?ft=1&frm=freesearch&afs=fathers%20rights

It's a big list of attorneys who specialize in "Father's Rights," and they're good at what they do.

You are the BABE!
Thanks for putting that up.

 

[omahamoparguy]

funny. One has tight handling on curves and one is loose on entry. Now THAT is harsh.

 

[GGs66GT]

Here' the highlights of the ad.

HER or the CAR?
Your Choice...
But The Car is Better Looking & A Whole Lot Cheaper!

2010 Chevrolet Camaro SS

As much as this car & my wife are loved and will be missed. I am forced to part with both, So my loss is your gain here. The car has less than 10,000 miles on it, her- a little more-just saying. The car has never seen snow, she can be as cold as ice. The car was garage stored when not in use, she is making me move out to the garage. This car has extraordinary acceleration with the 6.2L V8, superior handling, excellent value, head-turning looks, unique interior design, great fuel economy, and a throaty boasting exhaust, which beats a bitchy mouth any day.


Lets Compare Spec’s
2010 Chevrolet Camaro / Soon To Be Ex-Wife
Muscle Car / Pretentious Witch
SS Model / Snob Model
High Performance Motor / Motor Mouth Low performance brain
Extraordinary Acceleration / Wants Reparations
6.2L LS3 V8 producing 426 hp @ 5900 rpm / 36 27 39 @ 5”8’
Produces 420 lb·ft at 4600 rpm / Produced My Kids
6-Speed Manual Transmission / 1-Speed... Slow
Active Fuel Management Active Micro Management
Independent Four-Wheel Suspension System / Fully Dependant Decision Making System
StabiliTrak electronic stability/traction control / Unstable & No Control
Competitive/Sport modes / Vindictive Modus Operandi
Launch Control / Launches argument at every opportunity
6 Standard Air Bags / Mother In Law Windbag
RS Appearance Package / Gave Up on Appearance
RS-Specific Taillamps and Wheels / Used rear end needs clearence lights
Spoiler / Spoiled
HID Headlamps with Integrated Halo Rings / Devil Horns Glowing red eys and sags in
all the wrong places
Variable-Rate Power Steering / Variable-Rate ***** Mode
Throaty Exhaust / Throating Nothing Ever
Precision Handling / Loose on entry
Under 10k Miles / Over 10k Miles
Supercar Performance / Winning Drama Performance
Neon Trim Lighting Color Matched To Interior / Carpet does not match the drapes
16 cty/24 hwy mpg / 2 hours between Tim Hortons
Rally Stripe package in inferno orange / Baby Stripe package-in Stretch Mark White
Competitive/Sport modes / Passive/Aggressive Modes
Brembo Four Piston Disc Brake Systems / Doesn’t Know when To Stop
Two Tone Leather Interior / To Tan Leather Exterior
Never had any problems / Too Many to list
Full Onboard Diagnostic System OBD-II / Unable to Diagnose Problem
Rack and Pinion Steering / Armpit Rack