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Same thing happened to me with a bee in a beer can on the golf course. Now I carry a beer can lid.
 
pauly said:
Kind of like picking up your longneck beer bottle after using the restroom, taking a swig, and realizing someone put a cigarette out in your beer?


Here's one even better! My brother-in-law used to drive cement truck and was delivering a load to a job site. The cement contractor was there and was talking to "hard luck Charlie" that everyone knew. He was trying to get somebody to give him $10 or $20, since he was broke and needed money. The cement contractor told him he would give him $20 to drink the half full Mountain Dew spit bottle in his hand and he did it! Everyone was puking before that one was done!!! LOL!
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Iv done that on more than one occasion by accident of course.
I got a funny story about that. When my oldest son was little he was probably 2 he was big enough that he was running around. I had him and the house to myself my wife was at work. I was playing video games and he was playing on my lap i had a Wendy's cup i was spitting in. He kept asking for a drink i was like no you cant have this this is daddy's its not a drink so i get up and go to the kitchen to fill up his sippy cup by the time i get back to the living room he has my spit cup just chugging it haha. He would take a big sip and then gag like he was gonna throw up then get another one. Ugh i was like Nooo stop he got at least 3 good chugs in before i could stop him lol
 
Was at my nieces’ wedding and there were bowls of snacks on the tables. I was watching the action eating some pretzels for a bit when I noticed some were wet. Yuk. Later my son pointed out a young lady to me and said “ see that girl over there? She’s so drunk she’s licking the salt of the pretzels and putttig them back in the bowel”
 
FISHYPETE said:
Was at my nieces’ wedding and there were bowls of snacks on the tables. I was watching the action eating some pretzels for a bit when I noticed some were wet. Yuk. Later my son pointed out a young lady to me and said “ see that girl over there? She’s so drunk she’s licking the salt of the pretzels and putttig them back in the bowel”
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