Trip to a female dentist

[inkjunkie]

A man goes to a female dentist to have a tooth extracted.
She pulled out a large syringe to give an anesthetic shot.
"No way, no needles! I hate needles!" the man exclaimed.

So she started to hook up the nitrous oxide tank,
and the man said, "I can't do the gas thing.
Just the thought of having a mask on my face suffocates me!

The dentist then asked the patient if he had any objections to taking a pill.
"No," he says, "I'm fine with pills." So the dentist gave him two little blue pills

and he swallowed them.

"What are those?" he asked.

"Viagra," she replied.

"I'll be damned," said the patient,
"I didn't know Viagra worked as a pain killer."

"It doesn't," said the dentist,

"But it will give you something to hold on to when I pull your tooth."

 

[4spdragtop]

Lmao! Good one

 

[straightlinespeed]

 

[memike]

That is funny right there !! Got to share
, Still a poet and I know it @straightlinespeed

 

[GeorgeH]

Nice!

 

[norton]

Funny as Hell.

 

[HardVG]

Dare I say my dentist is so hot I don't need Viagra.

 

[pishta]

Every time I went to get my braces tightened, This goddess with huge tits would always do the work. And of course she is leaning into my head with those fun bags and I think I had wood the whole time. No hiding it on your back in a dentist chair....

 

[Dartnut]

Lol!
Great one!