Try to top this for stupid

[WIKD71RICK]

well here goes i was trying to be a smart a$$ and it backfired. i bought my wife a toaster for christmas now she did need one but it was also a gag gift.she was not very happy when she opened the gift to see a toaster.when she found a $100.00 bill in the toaster she was alot better.a couple of minutes later i said you did get all 5 of them out right [joking] i swear in like one second she said the toasters on FIRE.I JUMPED UP TO SEE A FLAME COMING OUT OF THE TOASTER.well there wasn"t 5 in there but there was 2 and the other one dropped down and she didnt see it.talk about IN TROUBLE .

 

[racerkilla]

that sucks, but a funny story.

 

[Dartthunder340]

Ha,ha! Next year gift wrap a mop and a bucket.:shock:

 

[64physhy]

So within 5 minutes of opening it, she was already making toast?

 

[iggys68dart]

that there is a memory that will be worth it in the long run

 

[DesertRat]

That is a FUNNY! story. :toothy10:

 

[Burntorange70]

Thats one high buck toaster. LOL

 

[ocdart]

I think I know who was 'toast' after that.

 

[omahamoparguy]

at least you know the toaster works good!

 

[jefflock]

Sometimes women don't have a sense of humour at all.

 

[hemizach]

Buy her a fire extinguisher next :toothy10:

 

[Mad Dart]

You should be able to take what is left of the bills if anything to your bank and they will replace them!! There is a process but it will work!

 

[Dusteriffic]

Wish I had money to burn.

 

[polarman]

Lol. As Kelso would say...." BURN!" That's pretty funny and tragic at the same time.

 

[RPM]

That "hunsky" is toast.