Unplugging my boys!
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tomt966
Well-Known Member
Its no big deal other than when they shoot the novocaine in the base of the sack. I levitated off the table. About 8 weeks later (after sex starts again) you need to take a "donation" in a plastic baggie so the lab can verify there ain't no more critters swimming around (just juice).
JR
Pissed off senior member.
I/we don't like or want kids, little kids and babies to be totaly honest with you piss me off. Im the guy that will let you know that your baby isn't the cutest thing ever and get it out of my face because it is drooling all over the place and wont stop making that dumb baby noies.
We both admit that we are selfish and would rather sleep in and spent the money on carparts and trips. If for some reason we decide that we wanted a pink fleashy human poop/noise maker crawling around the house and we owned our own house and had the extra time and money there are enough kids that are potty trained and that can talk like a normal human that we could adopt.
Besides crappy knees and drinking run on my side and she has crazy on her side so it's best that we don't breed for the good of humanity.
I've been VERY lucky that no one from my past has come knocking at my door saying "Im your kid" and I wanna keep it that way.
When I called the office they said that the local they give you is injected with an airgun and there is no scalple or stitches because they use a laser and the whole thing only takes 20 mins. Sorry guys but there will be no before and after pics of this one!
I still have Frankenmutts buys in the fridge, yeah he still hates me. :snakeman:
We both admit that we are selfish and would rather sleep in and spent the money on carparts and trips. If for some reason we decide that we wanted a pink fleashy human poop/noise maker crawling around the house and we owned our own house and had the extra time and money there are enough kids that are potty trained and that can talk like a normal human that we could adopt.
Besides crappy knees and drinking run on my side and she has crazy on her side so it's best that we don't breed for the good of humanity.
I've been VERY lucky that no one from my past has come knocking at my door saying "Im your kid" and I wanna keep it that way.
When I called the office they said that the local they give you is injected with an airgun and there is no scalple or stitches because they use a laser and the whole thing only takes 20 mins. Sorry guys but there will be no before and after pics of this one!
I still have Frankenmutts buys in the fridge, yeah he still hates me. :snakeman:
RPM
Superior Member
We should maybe be thanking you for doing this. We really are good with just the one J.R. we dont need more.
gts340
Well-Known Member
360scamp, kids really aren't that bad, but I do understand your point of view. I pretty much had the same one but kids do change a guy, trust me. I wanted a boy so I ended up with two girls, karma I guess. At least I know the angle the guys will be coming from. I figured I'm not going to have anyone to look after me when I get old if I didn't have kids since my wife will probably have had enough by the time that happens. Good luck whatever you decide.
Again I will have to agree with RPM :toothy10:
J.R is all the world needs at this time.
And I think he is doing the right thing for the great pair they are.:cheers:
You are the man 360scamp.:thumleft:
J.R is all the world needs at this time.
And I think he is doing the right thing for the great pair they are.:cheers:
You are the man 360scamp.:thumleft:
MopaR&D
Nerd Member
Well, being the oldest of three brothers I can say that I hate (and I do mean HATE) almost all other babies and little kids. But when my two younger brothers were born (different times) it was amazing. For some reason it is possible to look past all the gross/annoying/stressful things about little kids when they share your blood. Even though they are my brothers and they annoy me quite a bit, I still have a connection with them that wouldn't be there if they were not related to me. I also feel like no matter how bad it might be to raise kids, it is my duty as a human being to pro-create and carry on my genes. And I'm 17. Just stating my opinion though, I'm not trying to change your mindset.
JR
Pissed off senior member.
Everyone has their own opinion about breeding.
I have never been big on the whole family thing even when someone is born or kicks the bucket in mine (that is life it happens you cant do anything about it) so I feel no need to pass my genes on. I just think that there are enough people farting out kids left and right that if I ever wanted one Im pretty sure that I could find one to adopt that isn't broken and wont crap on my floor. I have helped raise and been arround enough babies and kids that I can now say with out any doubt what so ever that I don't like or want small humans at all.
I think that people need to take a test and prove that they have a steady reliable income before they are even alowed to hump without a rubber.
Pretty much it comes down to 2 things...I like to hump alot and I would rather buy carparts than diapers.
JR
Pissed off senior member.
"good. the world needs less JR and this is a step in the right direction. so since you are losing your beak (figuratively) can I cut off the beak on the dart? (literally)"
Ok people Im ganna say this one time. If for some reason I die when they are zapping my balls with a laser Ross is not alowed anywhere near the front end of my Dart with a sawzall!
Ok people Im ganna say this one time. If for some reason I die when they are zapping my balls with a laser Ross is not alowed anywhere near the front end of my Dart with a sawzall!
"Ok people Im ganna say this one time. If for some reason I die when they are zapping my balls with a laser Ross is now alowed anywhere near the front end of my Dart with a sawzall!"
sweet! I am keeping my fingers crossed! does this mean I can have the bumper too?
sweet! I am keeping my fingers crossed! does this mean I can have the bumper too?
JR
Pissed off senior member.
What are you talking about? It clearly says "Ross is NOT alowed"
I need to get some sleep and then maybe I wont get my T's and W's mixed up. Stay away from my car jerk!
camd64
Remember Landy
A friend of mine just got clipped a week ago. He said the airgun thing was fine on one side but the doc hit more than just the sack on lefty. He said he about knocked the guy out after he came back down from the ceiling. He was pretty much an old lady walking around for a few days. We officially nicknamed him "Trigger", ready to fire but shootin' blanks.
macadoo1961
Well-Known Member
Yep had this same procedure done, it sure was a piece of cake, beat the hell out of the old method I saw on chanel 9 (public tv) when I was in highschool, it reminded me of what they did to your mutt there, except they put the nut back in when done not in a jar!!!! No kidding there was no pain, bleeding or really any swelling with this method. Worst part was recognizing the girl receptionest who preped me for the procedure, she worked at a small deli shop in our neiborhood (she was use to handling wieners), she had to take your smeckle and tie a noose around and pull it up out of the docs way, embarassing as hell but we got a good laugh out of it when I was done. Story not done yet, I'm squimish at the best of times so I took with me a CD and player with head phones to listen to Offspring(the brochure said to bring music to listen to if you like so I did). Only thing I did not realize is the doc had to talk to me so the girl put the Offspring CD in the stereo in the operating room....so we all could listen! So Ya I got fixed to Original Prankser by Offspring.....the doctor asked what we were listening to when Dexter sang "You know it smells like **** goddam tag team the double header" by that point it was all I could do to not laugh out loud. I was in my early forties and he was probably thirty.....and he was asking me who The Offspring were, I guess they don't listen to that down at the country club. Needless to say that album brings back memories when I hear it!!
Good luck with the plumbing job there 360, just don't let your lady know its not a big deal, may as well get all the sympthy and special treatment ya can. Ya better hope your dog doesn't know how to take pics and post them on the net....he may get even!!!
Good luck with the plumbing job there 360, just don't let your lady know its not a big deal, may as well get all the sympthy and special treatment ya can. Ya better hope your dog doesn't know how to take pics and post them on the net....he may get even!!!
grumpuscreature
Resident Curmudgeon
Yep, left the better part of righty hanging on a barbed wire fence after my foot slipped on a patch of snow and I slid to the next post. To this day I walk along the fence to a gate or cut it to get through, and I absolutely hate snow. Worst part about it is the way that experience skews my pain scale with the doctor. That is my 10, a 2 or 3 from me is an 8 or 9 to most people.
One tip for JR. Use a baby food jar to take your sample to the doctor after the snipping. My doctor got a good chuckle out of that.
Small Block
Well-Known Member
Had it done about 15 yrs ago. They did mine on thursday so i would have all weekend to lay on the couch and mend. I needed to take a leak during the first few hours after getting home and went to the restroom and the last thing i remember is placing my hand on the wall over the toilet tank and then the next thing i remember is the wife banging me in the head with the bathroom door. I had went out like a light and fell against the door shuting it, pants to my knees and pissing straight up. Wasn't too bad though. In later years you may need to get a scotum sinch. On this they take a 1" section out of the upper portion of you scrotum and then resew the bottom to the top so your sack dont hang in the water on the pot and drag on the floaters as they float by. Just kidding. Man up and handle it Scamp. Thanks for your consideration on the welfare issue.
Now that is HILARIOUS!!! :toothy10:
pharmboy
Well-Known Member
JR, I gotta say it's nice to see someone who thinks like I do...and given the number of DIYers on this board, I'm surprised no one's come up with a way to save you a few bucks using a mirror, a gasket punch, needle-nose pliers and a soldering iron...yeah, some things are best left to the pros.
AdamR
Big Member
This is the funniest thread ever. Im going to move it to the tech archives. LOL
JR, are you going to put them in a jar next to the dogs ? Someone may buy them if they are date coded.
JR, are you going to put them in a jar next to the dogs ? Someone may buy them if they are date coded.
grumpuscreature
Resident Curmudgeon
At least they are not going to wind up on a pizza like these did.....
3404speed
Ancient Decrepit Member
LOL great humor in this thread...
LMAO @ you 68 Sedan!!! All I can think of is Smiling Enzyte Bob and his Happy Missus at Home!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :-D
Congrats on the big decision J.R. and Nikki! I can say from a woman's perspective that it would be great not having to worry about "that" from now on too, along with everything else that life throws your way. I hope your procedure is speedy and painless and you're back in the saddle in no time.
RedScampi
Well-Known Member
Ummm, figuratively speaking, of course! ;)
JR, do they still give you a shave and a haircut with that?
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