Us old guys can be helpful

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I was at Home Depot the other day pushing my cart around when I collided with a young guy pushing his cart. I said to the young guy "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I'm going." The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence; I'm looking for my wife too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little concerned." I said, "Well maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?" The young guy says, "Well, she is 24 years old, tall, with long blond hair, big blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight white shorts, a halter top and no bra. What does your wife look like?" I said, "Doesn't matter.......let's look for yours."
 
I found her but she ran---the opposite direction
 
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