Walk Naked In America Day!

[Xcptshnl1]

WALK NAKED IN AMERICA DAY

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Don't forget to mark your calendars. As you may already know, it is a sin for a Taliban male to see any woman other than his wife naked. He must commit suicide if he does.. ​

So next Saturday at 4 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort. ​

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All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Terrorists and to demonstrate they think its okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all American women. ​

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Since their beliefs also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Terrorist sentiment. The American government appreciates your efforts to root-out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity. ​

God Bless America !
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:salute::usa2::wav::usa2::salute:

 

[cudaspaz]

Any criticism of these efforts will be deemed as racist.

Although most of the Women on my street would scare anyone if they took their clothes off.

 

[DRENO]

Mary,you're just tryin to get me all stirred up again!=P~ Are you serious? Never heard of it.Damn!:cheers:

P.S. I ain't Talibanese or whatever,so I'll be ok if I look.:-D

 

[briankaplan]

I'll be ready!

 

[clhyer]

Next Saturday at 4 PM. I think I can get out of the shop for this important effort. Thanks for the "heads up" (if you catch my drift...).
C

 

[bargeahead]

WALK NAKED IN AMERICA DAY

Don't forget to mark your calendars. As you may already know, it is a sin for a Taliban male to see any woman other than his wife naked. He must commit suicide if he does.. ​

So next Saturday at 4 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort. ​

All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Terrorists and to demonstrate they think its okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all American women. ​

Since their beliefs also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Terrorist sentiment. The American government appreciates your efforts to root-out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity. ​

God Bless America !​

:salute::usa2::wav::usa2::salute:

I showed this to my wife and suggested she participate. She suggested I convert and not wait for Saturday before doing the suicide thing.

 

[DRENO]

I showed this to my wife and suggested she participate. She suggested I convert and not wait for Saturday before doing the suicide thing.

I asked mine and she said the bedroom was as far as she would go.I can live with that.:-D

 

[bargeahead]

I asked mine and she said the bedroom was as far as she would go.I can live with that.:-D

I'm a slow learner. I tried your method. Now I don't have to convert, just get my butt upstairs. see y'all later.

 

[magnumdart]

If I thought it would help I'd convert...to female.

 

[doktor_x]

I disregard all but a few holidays. I'm adding this one to my calendar, as it's a great cause that resonates with my core beliefs.