Walks into a bar

[RussellSullivan]

A man walks into a bar and orders himself a drink. As the bartender starts mixing the drink, the man reaches into his pocket and produces a rod, a shaft, a steel plate and a bi-metallic spring and sets it all on the bar. The bartender gestured toward it and asks, "What is this, some kinda choke?"

 

[diymirage]

..

 

[408 swinger]

Shutty!!!

 

[Ahoey]

Lame dad joke

 

[Dartnut]

Most 20 year olds wouldn't get or understand this choke joke.
Well done!
Lol

 

[YY1]

Who writes your material?

I'm surprised you were able to pull that off.

 

[Ahoey]

Who writes your material?

I'm surprised you were able to pull that off.

groan LOL

 

[diymirage]

i gotta tell you maybe my initial reaction to this joke was a bit harsh, almost like we were off to a rough start
but not that ive warmed up to it, i can appreciate it

 

[YY1]

(rimshot)

 

[68gtxman]