We have all heard of Cars and Coffee, right? How about......

[Kern Dog]

Mopars and Mimosas ? Who is with me ?? Maybe Mopars and margaritas?

Some people aren't coffee drinkers....

Others like me don't like to get up early....How about a non judged show-and-shine that starts around 11:00 with booze shacks set up for those that wish to imbibe ?

This might bring in the chicks !

 

[1WildRT]

Enjoy your parking lot... I'll be out on the road adding miles to the odometer...

 

[PROSTOCKTOM]

Stand back and think of how this will sound in the community. Bunch of rowdy car guys drinking at 11am.

Probably not the kind of event I want to see in my town, or attend for that matter.

But hey, if you can sell it go for it.

Tom

 

[Kern Dog]

Actually, I rarely ever drink and have not had a sip in at least a year.
I don't like the taste of most drinks but I do enjoy being a bit drunk. When I've been drinking, I get loud, I spout my opinions, I like everyone and I talk too much. I'm a completely different guy.

 

[RBConvert]

When I've been drinking, I get loud, I spout my opinions, I like everyone and I talk too much. I'm a completely different guy.

hmmm....

 

[MDchanic]

"Cars 'n' Crack Cocaine" ?

"Cars 'n' Crank" ?

"MoPars 'n' Meth" ?

Nothing people like more than Meth! Imagine some of the cool, cobbled-together cars you'd get!

Imagine the possible driving competitions!

The possible combinations are endless! I'll call Marketing!

- Eric

 

[1WildRT]

"Cars 'n' Crack Cocaine" ?

"Cars 'n' Crank" ?

"MoPars 'n' Meth" ?

Nothing people like more than Meth! Imagine some of the cool, cobbled-together cars you'd get!

Imagine the possible driving competitions!

The possible combinations are endless! I'll call Marketing!

- Eric

Pretty sure we've all seen those cars....

 

[MDchanic]

Pretty sure we've all seen those cars....

Seen, 'em? I've owned 'em!

- Eric

 

[1WildRT]

Seen, 'em? I've owned 'em!

- Eric

I haven't owned any but I've worked on them...

 

[MOPAROFFICIAL]

Mopars and Mimosas ? Who is with me ?? Maybe Mopars and margaritas?

Some people aren't coffee drinkers....

Others like me don't like to get up early....How about a non judged show-and-shine that starts around 11:00 with booze shacks set up for those that wish to imbibe ?

This might bring in the chicks !

It brings chick's alright.. the kind that like to have fun... then later key your car and show up at your house spelling "a hole" on your lawn with gasoline and lighting it a blaze for the neighbors to see. Lol

 

[Inertia]

Actually, I rarely ever drink and have not had a sip in at least a year.
I don't like the taste of most drinks but I do enjoy being a bit drunk. When I've been drinking, I get loud, I spout my opinions, I like everyone and I talk too much. I'm a completely different guy.

How would we be able to tell the difference?
JK. lol

 

[vntned]

Wheels and Whiskey!

 

[1WildRT]

Wheels and Whiskey!

Close Relative of Bullets and Booze...

 

[MDchanic]

It brings chick's alright.. the kind that like to have fun... then later key your car and show up at your house spelling "a hole" on your lawn with gasoline and lighting it a blaze for the neighbors to see.

Oh, I see you've met my wife.

- Eric

 

[barbee6043]

Guy looks over my last car build and asks what was I thinking, doing....was I totally drunk? I just said, that is an example of my best work..a and always sober too!! Go figure.

 

[MadScientistMat]

Ah, you're in California. I guess the car events there are less likely to have someone passing around a questionable Mason jar than East Coast events.

Although that really only works for multi-day events with on-site camping where people can sleep it off.

 

[RustyRatRod]

Vehicles and ******?

Ok, maybe not. lol

 

[75slant6]

Vehicles and ******?

Ok, maybe not. lol

Cars and coochie.
Hotrods and hooters.
Street freaks and “street freaks”

On a serious note, I’d be down for a Mopar’s and margs!

 

[fishmens67]

Mopar's and Buff the Muff midnight run.

 

[ProjectBazza]

A few more:
* Cudas and Cougars
* Mopars and MILFs
* A-bodies and “Hey!! Bodies!”
* Aspens and Asses

Hmmmm. I’m starting to detect a theme here, I should probably stop.

 

[One Bullet Barney]

Vehicles and ******?

Ok, maybe not. lol

I was going to say Valiants and Virgins.

 

[Kern Dog]

Vehicles and ******?

Ok, maybe not. lol

Valiants and vaginas.
Darts and dames.
GTX and sex?
Big Blocks and boobs.

 

[DartGTDan]

Not a fan of drinking and driving at any (classic) car event.

I've not had any alcoholic drink since my PSC Liver Disease diagnosis (February 6, 2022). Nowadays I enjoy a nice cold (non-alcoholic) "fake" beer with a BBQ'd burger during the summer months.

 

[Ottmundr]

 

[Kern Dog]

You guys do realize this was in jest, right ?