Here's some welding tips for ya:
1. If a big piece of spatter falls into your boot and starts burning your foot stay calm,
don't jump around,
don't try to stomp it out with your other foot,
don't try to take your boot off real quick
try to wiggle your foot away from the intensely hot ball of metal slowly cooling in your shoe and after a few seconds unlace your boot and make sure your sock isn't still smoldering.
2. when a piece of spatter finds it's way into your ear:
don't start dancing around
don't try to swat at your ear
don't try to dig it out with your finger
just stay calm and tilt that side of your head down and hope it rolls out of your ear, if not enjoy the loud sizzling sound and the smell of burning ear wax.
3. don't weld without gloves unless you want a nice sunburn on your hands and arms.