Drache
1971 Dodge Dart Swinger
One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their
fathers did for a living.
All the typical answers came up - fireman, mechanic, businessman,
salesman... and so forth..
However,little Paul was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the
teacher prodded him about his father, he replied,
"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all
his clothes to music in front of other men and they put money in his
underwear.
Sometimes,if the offer is really good, he will go home with some guy and
stay with him all night for money."
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the
other children to work on some exercises and took little Paul aside
to ask him,
"Is that really true about your father?"
"No," the boy said, "He plays hockey for the Toronto Maple Leafs, but it's too embarrassing
to say that in front of the other kids."
fathers did for a living.
All the typical answers came up - fireman, mechanic, businessman,
salesman... and so forth..
However,little Paul was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the
teacher prodded him about his father, he replied,
"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all
his clothes to music in front of other men and they put money in his
underwear.
Sometimes,if the offer is really good, he will go home with some guy and
stay with him all night for money."
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the
other children to work on some exercises and took little Paul aside
to ask him,
"Is that really true about your father?"
"No," the boy said, "He plays hockey for the Toronto Maple Leafs, but it's too embarrassing
to say that in front of the other kids."
