What the F....

[FASTBACK340]

I have a bumper sticker on the trunk of my Dart that reads "Earth is Full....Go Home" as my slant on illegal aliens. But WTF is THIS thing????

Mikel ? Rob ? One of you guys loose a pet? :-D


http://gawker.com/5030531/dead-monster-washes-ashore-in-montauk

 

[CudaChick1968]

Yikes!

 

[ramcharger]

That's gotta be photoshopped.

 

[MB43]

That aint mine, my dog is asleep in the corner, upside down and snoring.

 

[68 Sedan]

Looks like it's got spoolies in it's hair

(I bet Leanna will be the only one to know what "spoolies" are)

 

[Bigmacdak]

Im with ramcharger, a good photoshop or airbrush artist.....hopefully...

 

[GTXperience]

I don't know. I could absolutely imagine walking this thing down the street on a leash (as long as it didn't try and kill me) and walk right up to all those hoods with their pitbulls wearing spiked collars. Now, that would be interesting.

 

[2shelbys]

I don't know. If you put this picture in photoshop and look for signs of tampering you really do not see anything around the head or "beak" at all. The shadows around the "fingers" look somewhat suspicious in that they are very thin but very dark and differ from the shadows around the rest of the body. The problem is that when an animal drowns and stays in the water for a good deal of time the body becomes very bloated and disfigured, skin changes color, and hair or fur can be lost. Except for the "beak" and "fingers" this looks like a common domestic cat or small dog. It is suspicious that the body was apparently not recovered and all there is is a picture. And only one picture at that. It is also interesting that there is no media coverage of the "find". Probably nothing but who knows? Recent DNA test results on hair found in both North America and the Himalayas are keeping the Bigfoot/Yeti search alive and kicking.

 

[BOSS VEGA V8]

maybe a turtle without its shell?

 

[2shelbys]

maybe a turtle without its shell?

I don't know of any turtle with teeth like those in the bottom jaw. The "fingers" are a problem too. As is the long tail, short neck, and smooth skin. It looks very much like a mammal. I guess you never know though.

 

[FASTBACK340]

Allegedly, the government swooped in and collected the beast.

I know.... I know.... There's only one picture and it will most likely come out as a hoax ( I hope....) Probably some half-*** attempt at hyping a new video game or some other piss-poor media attention getter. But I wonder what if....

More than likely, whatever the hell it is, it came from New Jersey... :-D

 

[MB43]

It's in the news today: http://www.newsday.com/news/local/suffolk/ny-lijoye0731,0,7880502.column

 

[CudaChick1968]

Looks like it's got spoolies in it's hair

(I bet Leanna will be the only one to know what "spoolies" are)

Well Booger, you're gonna lose that bet! You must have me confused with a girlie girl LOL ... I don't have a clue what spoolies are either.

 

[Casey Davis]

It is a latex copy of my ex-girlfriends mother.

 

[pastortom1]

A report to discredit it states it's a partially decomposed "Raccoon" ! ](*,)

I'd like to see them post an actual carcass in a similar state of decomposition to prove their theory........I was watching the History channel about the so-called "Cattle Mutilations" out west, and they thought they could reproduce the same phenomena with a staged scientific test.........They fell flat on their scientific faces...............:geek:

 

[68 Sedan]

Here ya go

Spoolies...

 

[MVRCorp]

Maybe it's an alien.

 

[RPM]

you know..... i have no idea what that thing is.... but I am sure my X-wife is involved somehow.


-RPM

 

[player1up]

Here ya go

Spoolies...

speaking of aliens.... those things look like alien torture devices :toothy10:

It's a chupacabra pup!!!!! goat sucker!!:angry7:

 

[ramcharger]

Here ya go

Spoolies...

I would hope that no woman on God's green earth would aspire to look like the woman on that package.

 

[comoxian]

Looks like a 'coon to me. Or rather, it looks like it could have beeen a raccoon. The jawline seems right, 'coons do have fingers, and a tail.

 

[GTXperience]

Ok, but where's the beak?

 

[Longgone]

May have been swimming in the water by 3 mile island.

 

[ramcharger]

How about a Beaver?

 

[comoxian]

I went by the teeth, and the general shape of the head. My buddy is a taxidermist and I've seen lots of skulls at his place.

What looks like a beak is just the front of the skull.

The large canine, three small incisors, then the molars.