Girls with luxury car names

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Heard of a kids name spelled ABCDE. How the **** to you pronounce that. Supposedly its pronouncex Ab-sid-ee or something to that effect. Or another one spelled Female pronounced Fu-mal-ee. This is people from the hood folks.
 
My Cousin from north east Texas knew a child in grade school named "Boy". White farmers kid, no racism....I know a Strider...yeah, like the tyke bike. Kid in church is named Ryat, pronounced "Riot". ouch!
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In my younger day......I got drunk one night with Faith, Hope, and Charity.

Woke up next morning to the crack of Dawn.....
 
318willrun said:
I went to elementary with a girl named Chevelle.
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If I wasn’t a Mopar nut and my wife wouldn’t shoot it down, I’d name my daughter Chevelle, I love that name.

moparmat2000 said:
Heard of a kids name spelled ABCDE. How the **** to you pronounce that. Supposedly its pronouncex Ab-sid-ee or something to that effect.
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I was gonna comment about this one but you be me to it.

A lot of “different” names originate in black communities. Some are pretty awesome, others are flat out weird, FEW can be given to a white kid. For instance, a defensive end for the Houston Texans was only one of two people on record with the name Jadeveon. I’m sure it’s been used quite a bit in the last couple years since he’s in the NFL but he was 1 of 2. I think that name is frickin cool but I couldn’t name my kid that.


Also, don’t give your kid a fairly common name but spelled weird. I have a friend who’s sons name is pronounced “Micah” but they spell it Myka. So if they take him to the doctor, or anywhere that his name is called out, people say ME-kuh, expecting a little black girl to stand up and instead a husky white boy stands up.
More examples: Marsha shouldn’t be spelled Marcia. And Marcia shouldn’t be spelled Marceea (yes I know one)
 
75slant6 said:
If I wasn’t a Mopar nut and my wife wouldn’t shoot it down, I’d name my daughter Chevelle, I love that name.


I was gonna comment about this one but you be me to it.

A lot of “different” names originate in black communities. Some are pretty awesome, others are flat out weird, FEW can be given to a white kid. For instance, a defensive end for the Houston Texans was only one of two people on record with the name Jadeveon. I’m sure it’s been used quite a bit in the last couple years since he’s in the NFL but he was 1 of 2. I think that name is frickin cool but I couldn’t name my kid that.


Also, don’t give your kid a fairly common name but spelled weird. I have a friend who’s sons name is pronounced “Micah” but they spell it Myka. So if they take him to the doctor, or anywhere that his name is called out, people say ME-kuh, expecting a little black girl to stand up and instead a husky white boy stands up.
More examples: Marsha shouldn’t be spelled Marcia. And Marcia shouldn’t be spelled Marceea (yes I know one)
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Black gal not knowing what to name her new daughter. The hospital tagged the little doll "Female" in the nursery. Her mother called her
"Fa mal yea". LOL
 
My uncle Richard always went by Dick. Don't rib him about it though. He could hurt you. LOL
 
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Big_John said:
A friend's wife told a story the other day. She's a vice principle at an elementary school.

One kid is named "L-A". They weren't sure what to what to call her and asked her how to pronounce her name. She didn't really answer, so they asked if it was OK to call her "La". The kid said "sure".

Mom called up and was pissed. Really pissed because they weren't pronouncing the name correctly. She said the "-" isn't silent and then went into a profane rant about how stupid they were. Long story short, the kid's name is pronounced "La dash ah".

Rule of thumb when naming your kid... Think of the name on a resume for an executive position. If it's girl, think of the phrase "Now dancing center stage is the lovely...." before naming her.
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Since when does the “-“ symbol have a sound much less become a word. I have heard this before. This may sound racist but, I have found only black people do this.

I actually really dislike the crazy misspelling of names. Then there is the opposite. My cousin, a bit on the moonstruck side, her name is Diana but insists, vigorously, if not out right demand with a bit of venom in her voice that she be called, “D N A.”
 
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Not a car name but I had a classy looking black gal for a customer at the Buick dealer I worked at. Her name was Wanda White. Couldn't help but chuckle a bit at that. Her middle initial was "B". :rofl::rofl:
 
on a side note, i got a daughter called Carla Lily (Lily being her middle name)
in case your wondering, she's named Carla after my wifes sister, and Lily, well, that used to be my nickname for the wife (taken from song of Solomon 2:2)

we were first gonna call her Lily Carla but then i realized, if you pronounce that fast, it sounds like "lelijke" which means ugly in Dutch (normally i dont care what thing mean in different languages, but Dutch is one of the three languages we happen to speak at my house) so, we spun it around

this ended up have 2 unexpected consequences, first of all, it is hilarious when were at the doctors office, and you know how the nurse who calls you back will always act like they've known you for ever?
so they will call Carla, expecting Lily to answer, and looking like they know her.

the second consequence is a little less comical
you see, we travel a lot, and we usually have at least one transatlantic flight a year
and with that comes homeland security and passport control
they will always as my daughter her name, to which she will reply "Lily"
so then i go, no, your real name
then she'll go "Klaartje" (which i what i call her in Dutch)
and then finally she will blurt out her entire name, and we can pass through, but the entire time im thinking that DHS is gonna figure i stole this kid somewhere and im trafficking her
 
Had a couple of strippers approach a friend and I in a club one night. One of them say's " Hi, I'm Cinnamon.

I said, really, what flavor is your friend?
 
I have met several girls named "Shelby". I guess it's better than Laquandanisiea.
 
My daughter was first child born on Easter Sunday, nurses all wanted me to name her bunny. I said no as all I could see was a stripper named bunny. Rural Ark, traded her birth fees for firewood and my dad brought 1/2 rack of PBR to the hospital and we consumed it on front steps. Imagine doing that today?
 
MileHighDart said:
Had a couple of strippers approach a friend and I in a club one night. One of them say's " Hi, I'm Cinnamon.

I said, really, what flavor is your friend?
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Got hold of the triplets on my one trip to hoffs bunny ranch. Names were clit, ms. areola & labia.
Opps those aren't car names. Nothing to see here. My bad. lol
 
Billy and I were waiting in line at a store and overheard a ghetto mom looking for her daughters Tuesday and -- get this -- Pajama ... as in one side of pajamas. We barely retained our composure.
 
CudaChick1968 said:
Billy and I were waiting in line at a store and overheard a ghetto mom looking for her daughters Tuesday and -- get this -- Pajama ... as in one side of pajamas. We barely retained our composure.
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I guess it’s better than naming her “Thong”...
 
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