Girl looking for a tall guy (6foot plus)

[pittsburghracer]

Thank God I’m short.

 

[Mr. Sinister]

Is that standing or laying down?

 

[RustyRatRod]

Looks like her weight might begin with a 5.

 

[33IMP]

If your weight begins with a six, I'm shocked you CAN date ANYBODY!

Edit: tree'd by RRR again!

 

[RustyRatRod]

If your weight begins with a six, I'm shocked you CAN date ANYBODY!

Edit: tree'd by RRR again!

My bad. lol

 

[Dfr360cuda]

His height is not a 5.

 

[33IMP]

That guy could disappear in her fat folds, and never be seen again!

 

[MidnightSwinger]

 

[Phreakish]

That guy could disappear in her fat folds, and never be seen again!

So could my car.

 

[niceolddart]

Thank God I’m short.

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SHE'S HOTTTTTT!

 

[pittsburghracer]

SHE'S HOTTTTTT!

 

[Cuprum-74]

Ya know, I used to chase after a girl that was 6'3". But she was only like 170 lbs.
But someone that looks to weigh more than my engine... Run away!

 

[67Dart273]

Well she's safe anyway, because I don't date any woman who's weignt in lbs starts with a "2"....or "3", or "4", or "5", or "6", or "7", or..........................."8."................

 

[Kern Dog]

A ***** like that could fall on her side and be taller.
It looks at the menu and simply says YES.
To haul ***, it needs to make two trips.
It's high school yearbook picture was an aerial photograph.

 

[JDMopar]

She's got more chins than a Chinese phone book!

 

[LocuMob]

It looks at the menu and simply says YES.

 

[Jadaharabi]

You guy stop making fun of PBRs women. He feels nothing but love for all 400 pounds of her.

 

[Phreakish]

You guy stop making fun of PBRs women. He feels nothing but love for all 400 pounds of her.

Still leaves another 115lbs for the rest of us, what a good guy!

 

[Ottmundr]

 

[Bobacuda]

Her lover has to roll her in flour and look for the wet spot to find his target.

 

[Demonracer]

It might be faster to walk over the top of her, rather than around her. LMAO

 

[Bobacuda]

Made me think of a girl I went to school with. Measured
39-25-35… and her other leg wasn’t so bad, either.

 

[A56]

 

[pittsburghracer]

If you wanted to kiss her neck you better pack a lunch. It may take awhile.

 

[JDMopar]

She's so big......she got 3 other smaller women in orbit around her!