Thank God I’m short.
Girl looking for a tall guy (6foot plus)
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Mr. Sinister
Devastation Manager/ Exposer of Lies
Is that standing or laying down?
Looks like her weight might begin with a 5.
33IMP
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If your weight begins with a six, I'm shocked you CAN date ANYBODY!
Edit: tree'd by RRR again!
Edit: tree'd by RRR again!
My bad. lol
Dfr360cuda
Diagnosis... Plum Crazy.
His height is not a 5.
33IMP
Well-Known Member
That guy could disappear in her fat folds, and never be seen again!
MidnightSwinger
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Phreakish
Well-Known Member
So could my car.
SHE'S HOTTTTTT!
Well she's safe anyway, because I don't date any woman who's weignt in lbs starts with a "2"....or "3", or "4", or "5", or "6", or "7", or..........................."8."................
A ***** like that could fall on her side and be taller.
It looks at the menu and simply says YES.
To haul ***, it needs to make two trips.
It's high school yearbook picture was an aerial photograph.
It looks at the menu and simply says YES.
To haul ***, it needs to make two trips.
It's high school yearbook picture was an aerial photograph.
JDMopar
Well-Known Member
She's got more chins than a Chinese phone book! 
You guy stop making fun of PBRs women. He feels nothing but love for all 400 pounds of her.
Phreakish
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Still leaves another 115lbs for the rest of us, what a good guy!
It might be faster to walk over the top of her, rather than around her. LMAO
A56
Street Survivor
If you wanted to kiss her neck you better pack a lunch. It may take awhile.
JDMopar
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She's so big......she got 3 other smaller women in orbit around her!
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