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As luck would have it, I have a red 66 Valiant convertible. I know this kit is not red, but it inspires me to want to build it. I can pay via pay pal, and would like to buy it. My email is grampyjay1@gmail.com and I am in the Erie PA area. Thanks, Jay Kimball

In the 80s I was working at a large teaching hospital in Oklahoma as a maintenance technician for Surgery. Nearing the end of one shift I was changing into my street clothes to go home when a young male surgical tech came into the dressing room wheezing and drenched in sweat. He sat down an I...

How many Mopar owners does it take to screw in a distributor? Only 2 - But I don't know how in the world they would get in there!!

I heard that the best way to get back at your kids is to live long enough to be a burden on them!

I just found out my daughter is going to give us a granddaughter! It brings to mind a question that many of you have crossed, I'm sure. What is the appropriate age for her to change her own tires? 6-7 years old then move on to oil changes and pumping her own gas, but waiting until 10-11 to...

Tomorrow is Friday! The one day of the week that proves that wishes do come true!

In today’s world of acronyms, Sure Happy It’s Thursday!

Blazing Saddles! (That's gotta hurt!)

How do you drink coffee butt first?

The Presbyterian Church called a meeting to decide what to do about their squirrel infestation. After much prayer and consideration, they concluded that the squirrels were predestined to be there, and they should not interfere with God’s divine will. At the Baptist church, the squirrels had...

I've often misunderstood the sign that says "CROSS TRAFFIC AHEAD"

After the baby is born, whoever wants to come to Erie PA to get one, I promise to give a cigar!

Early September

Guys, I realize I haven't met any of you, but I would like to if the occasion comes up. Please understand that I have been asked to keep a secret from all other family members. As long as you all promise not to tell any of my relatives, My youngest daughter has told me she is expecting our first...

I tried buffalo in North Dakota. Loved it! I also found out the difference between buffalo and bison. Buffalo is the big animal and bison is where the Australians wash their face.

32 years tomorrow. She's my best buddy, my fishing pal and she loves classic cars. She even very enthusiastically helped me to complete my classic car collection! Not too long ago we sat down and I told her what I wanted to get and she very enthusiastically informed me that we are getting no...

Forget Irma! Look at the idiot over there with the camera!

Let's get going before Ethel gets here. She's always talking "Chevy, Chevy, Chevy, Chevy, Chevy"!

There's one show I wish I could find in reruns. Red Green. I loved that one.

My wife is making risotto that is soooo creamy it makes my eyes roll back in my head!

When we first got to Minot, ND I inherited a company van that needed tires. I took my 4 yr old daughter to the tire store with me. All the sales guys were busy, and in our standing around it was apparent my daughter was fascinated by the HUGE tractor tire on display. She hollered out "That's a...

Fred, I have may fond memories of North Dakota, one of which was the North Dakota Ranchers Weather Report. "Clear and still!" Yep, the snow is clear up to our belts and it's still snowing!

A doctor friend once told me how he did a prostate exam years back. Apparently an acquaintance of his came in for an exam. The patient was a guy who could not resist a practical joke, so the doc decided a little payback was in order. The doctor fashioned a rubber hand with a glove and some...

I keep looking for the detector that signals the snow plow driver that I have finished blowing out the driveway. No matter how long I wait, he always seems to come by about 10 minutes after I finished, and makes another nice big berm at the end of the driveway. A couple of times I thought I even...

In the 1970s I was stationed in Homestead Fl. I enjoyed fishing in the canals. I met and older gent (90's?) and we had a nice conversation, but he had never been north of Miami, and as far as he was concerned, anyone from north of Ft Lauderdale was a yankee!

A couple had been out to dinner to celebrate their 45th anniversary, and the following evening were getting together with their friends. While the wives were in the kitchen the men were setting up the card table, and the first man said " You guys should try that restaurant we went to last night...

In 1995, right after moving to Minot ND, I had to attend a 6 week class in Erie PA. The people in Erie think they have the worst winters on the planet! I was prompted to get a hat at the Minot airport that read: NORTH DAKOTA - 30 Below keeps the riff-faff out. Wore it all over Erie and people...

I love the phrases used in the south. Kind of like saying whatever comes to mind that will get the point across. One of my favorites was a woman yelling at her teenage son," I'll slap you so hard you won't see next week for a month!" Makes no sense whatsoever, but you knew EXACTLY what she meant!

When I got my first colonoscopy, as they rolled me into the procedure room they told me they wanted to try to keep me awake. Being aware of what was about to happen I did NOT want to be awake. I started telling jokes. The last thing I remember is someone saying "Would somebody PLEASE put him under!"