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The Presbyterian Church called a meeting to decide what to do about their squirrel infestation. After much prayer and consideration, they concluded that the squirrels were predestined to be there, and they should not interfere with God’s divine will. At the Baptist church, the squirrels had...

A woman went to the emergency room, where she was seen by a young new doctor. After about 3 minutes in the examination room, the doctor told her she was pregnant. She burst out of the room and ran down the corridor screaming. An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was; after...

I hear that Google, Facebook, Twitter and YouTube will all be merging soon. Proposed name: You Twit Faced Goober.

The result of a certain research is in. The research team wanted to find out how to scientifically determine whether a man marries his best friend or if his dog is his best friend, and the good news is that this is one test we CAN do at home! 1. Place your wife and your dog in the trunk of your...

A guy walked into a bank wearing a mask. Everyone was quite scared until he reassured them that he was only there to rob them!

I saw a report on the local news stating that you only need to wear a mask and gloves to go grocery shopping. They LIED!! I got there and everyone was wearing clothes! When will they get this stuff right???

Folks, If you REALLY need 144 rolls of toilet paper to make it through a 14 day quarantine you should have gone to the doctor way before now! Just sayin......

Our daughter is continually amused when we mention that we don't want an Uber driver to know that our house will be empty for a while, so we make up some story about whomever is "staying with us". When she saw this she couldn't resist sending it to us.

Just a few moments ago I was sitting at my desk, in between answering calls. A guy from another team walked by my cubicle. I was turned around facing my computer. He tapped me on the shoulder, and put a new pencil on my desk. I looked up at him, but before I could say anything, he said,” I just...

I was looking at HEI systems this weekend. Suddenly I thought, "This is pointless!"

Many women drivers turn into good drivers at some point. So if you are a good driver, watch out for women drivers turning!

We have a new Popeye's Chicken franchise in town. Last night my wife and I decided to get some chicken there. The drive through was a little slow, allowing us to peruse the entire menu. I noticed that among the extra items listed, was an item called breast substitution. You can get a breast...

Apparently, Caitlyn Jenner has claimed that Bruce fondled her for over 50 years!

TODAY'S SHORT READING FROM THE BIBLE From Genesis: "And God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the earth." Then he made the earth round and He laughed and laughed and laughed!

This guy is sitting at home alone when he hears a knock on the front door. There are two sheriff's deputies there. He asks if there is a problem. One of the deputies asks if he is married, and if so, can he see a picture of his wife. The guy says "sure" and shows him a picture of his wife...

I carpool 70 miles one way with a young man who's desk is right across the walkway from mine. Yesterday my wife and I decided that as soon as I got home we would go to our favorite burger joint for a cheeseburger (I won't mention the name but it takes 5 guys to make every burger!). I told him...

The calif D.O.T found over 200 dead crows on on Calif hwys recently, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu. A Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was NOT Avian Flu. The cause of death appeared to be from...

One day recently I was sitting in the bathroom. I heard a thump come from the bathroom floor about 12 inches in front of me and to my left. It was a garden spider, that if any bigger would have had license plates. I feel the need to reiterate. I HEARD IT LAND ON THE FLOOR! Now, I'm 64 years old...

Don't you hate it when you swing your legs out of bed in the morning and step in a pile of dog poop, and you go to beat the dog and then realize you don't have a dog? I HATE THAT!!!!

At great risk of starting a long thread, here goes: How do you make a frog croak? Shoot it with a ribbit gun.

Bob and 3 of his best friends were enjoying a beautiful day on the golf course. On the 6th green, all of a sudden, Bob fell to the ground, doubled over and holding his hands together over his crotch. He had apparently been hit by a golf ball. Before his friends could react, a young woman ran up...

During the local church service, the pastor asked the congregation if there were any prayer requests. After a few moments, a woman stood up and stated “I would like to thank everyone in the congregation for the prayers and support extended to my husband. Some of you know he was in a horrifying...

If you get an email promising free pork shoulder and ham, don't open it. IT'S SPAM!

Ask a man if he's hungry and he'll let you know if he's hungry or not. Ask a woman if she is hungry and she'll tell you what time it is! Sound familiar? "Honey, I'm hungry. How about you?" "It's only 10:30!"

I have a 66 225 slant 6 in a 66 valiant with au to trans. Looking for the throttle linkage rod that goes through the firewall as well as the bracket that supports it. Hopefully with the grommet. Will purchase entire assembly if I need to. Thanks, Jay

My wife and I are planning to attend the dream cruise this year. We'll be bringing our 66 Valiant convertible. Does anyone know where there might be a group of Mopar parked along the route? We would enjoy both cruising and parking to show and look at other cars. I know it's a little early, but...

I've been reading several posts here and have decided to ask you good folks a few questions about Carlisle. I plan to go and to bring my wonderful wife. We're staying at the Red Roof. I would like to pre-register, and park with FABO cars (and people). Here come the questions: 1. We have a 1966...

If anyone is driving through or near Erie PA on the way to Carlisle this July, let's PM. My bride of 25 years and I will be driving our little red Valiant Convertible. Leaving Friday AM, and staying at the Red Roof, coming back Sunday. Would love to caravan with others.

I will only be able to attend one or two events this year, and I'd like to find out opinions on which one has the best swap meet etc. I'm way past drag racing, although I've loved nitro fumes for 45 years or so, but I'm most interested in finding bits for my little 66 Valiant, and looking at...