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A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores." Not yet, " said the little boy ! His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores. Well, he's a little teed off, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken. He...

Hell,I want to meet Aunt Gina !!!! (.)(.):D

Obviously someone who dares to be different and appreciate it for it's beauty !!!

ditto !!!

If it takes you all night long to do, what you used to do all night long !!!:D

Daddy !!!

Gives a whole new meaning to "get the lead out of your ***" !!

I'll take two for that price !!

Too funny !!:happy6:

Unbelievable! STELLA AWARDS: It's time again for the annual 'Stella Awards'! For those unfamiliar with these awards, they are named after 81-year-old Stella Liebeck who spilled hot coffee on herself and successfully sued the McDonald's in New Mexico , where she purchased coffee...

Man with hands in pockets,not crazy,just feeling nuts !!

Dayummmmmmmmmmm !!!! Not even on a dare !!!:prayer::prayer:

Practice makes perfect !!

I didn't forget !!! Lord knows if Mama ain't happy,ain't nobody gonna be happy !!

I think that test is B(.)(.)BIE trapped from the get go !!

Do your balls hang low do they wobble to and fro,can you tie them in a knot can you tie them in a bow ....:angel2:

2 funny !!!!

Or at least share !!!:toothy2:

Don't get anything at all !!:sad10:

Gotta Love Jeff Foxworthy !!!:blob:

77% here !!

Indian Wanting Coffee: An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand and pulling a male buffalo with the other. He says to the waiter: "Me Want coffee." The waiter says, "Sure Chief. Coming right up." He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee..... The Indian...

Damn,and I was going to say we started putting ours up back at Halloween time !!:D

I think you have this all wrong !!! You really only need two words in your vocabulary to get along with women !!! Yes Dear !!!

Ouch !!!! LMAO !!!

Gotta love Cheech and Chong !!!!Annnnnnd,of course Alice B Tokeless Brownies !!:blob::blob::blob::blob::blob:

I'd like to get to know his teacher !!!:D

Gives new meaning to Package Shelf !! Least he could have done is wrap it !!:blob:

I believe it,NOW LET'S SEE IT !!!:cheers::cheers::cheers::cheers:

You'll need to cross the Lions off this list now !!Who'd a thunk ??