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A Preacher was explaining that he must move on to a larger congregation that will pay him more. There is a hush within the congregation,... No one wanted him to leave. Joe Smith, who owns several car dealerships in the City, stands up and proclaims, . 'If the Preacher stays, I will...

Hope this will give you a chuckle, have a good day!!What Religion is Your Bra!A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, 'I'd like to buy a bra for my wife.''What type of bra?' asked the clerk.'Type?' inquires the man...

ha! didnt see that coming.

thanx. i will try it.

exactly. i fix cars 4 a living and when people come in with strange complaints and wierd noises i tell them " there is a loose nut between the steering wheel and the seat." the reference to education levels was to imply that the pilots were sooooo educated yet wrote a lot less intelligently...

> >> > >> > WHAT DOES A KISS TASTE LIKE? > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > One day a teacher had a taste test with her > >> > > >> > students. She picked a little boy to do the first test. She > >> > blindfolded > >> > > >> > him, put a Hershey kiss in his mouth and asked, "Do you >...

Subject: 4 Worms & a Lesson ___Four Worms and a lesson____ A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon. Four worms were placed into four separate jars. The first worm was put into a container of alcohol. The second worm...

SUMBICH A filthy rich North Carolina man decided that he wanted to throw a party and invited all of his buddies and neighbors. He also invited Leroy, the only redneck in the neighborhood. He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion. Leroy was having a good time...

An office manager at Walmart was given the task of hiring an > >individual to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack > >of resumes he found four people who were equally qualified. > > >He decided to call the four in and ask them only one question. > >Their answer would determine which...

UPS ....... > > Just in case you need a laugh: > > Remember it takes a college degree to fly a plane, but only a > > high school diploma to fix one. Reassurance for those of us who fly > routinely in our jobs. > > > > After every flight, UPS pilots fill out a form, called a "gripe...

The Waiting RoomThis is so true! They always ask at the doctor's office why you are there, and you have to answer in front of others what's wrong and sometimes it is embar rassing. There's nothing worse than a receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of...

*Subject:* Crabby Wife The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident, an Anchorage man answered his door to find two grim-faced Alaska State Troopers. "We're sorry Mr. Wilkens, but we have some information about your wife," said one trooper. "Tell me! Did you find her?" Wilkens...

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A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the mo nsignor how he had done. The monsignor replied, 'When I am worried about getting nervous On the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip.'...

9 Things I Hate About Everyone 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2 People who are willing to get off their *** to search the entire room for the...

it keeps tellin me the pic is too large even after i resize it. i suck at this computer.

A Cruel Eye Test for Old Men...