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My Pastor’s wife had the same cancer and I have never met anyone that had more faith. Tim was the one that questioned it but Denise said why not me I am no better than anyone else. From the beginning she always said God has got this however it turns out. She lacked one month making it five years...

She’s a keeper

I was married 21 1:2 years to my 1st wife when she was killed in auto accident. I was widowed almost 30 years and dated lots but never found the right one until 3 years ago. We are on our way home from our honeymoon cruise now. I had said I would never get remarried until I came across this one, Joe

with a size 18 shoe and 330lbs it would be hard to hold off the go pedal

Naturally I am an Alabama fan since it is where I live, Roll Tide!! Joe

this one actually happened. That family were something else if they liked you fine but if not wouldn't give you time of day. IRS came after them one time and Mr Vannie told them he didn't owe anything. Agent told him they had records that showed how much he had been paid but Mr Vannie argued...

Reminds me of some friends that owned a big dairy milking 1200 cows. One day EPA showed up wanting to cross their property to investigate if runoff was getting into Sipsey river. They denied him access so he pulled his card out and said with this card he could go anywhere he wanted to so they...

That is cool

I am calling neighbors now looking for package UPS said they dropped off last night, Joe

Roll Tide when one QB leaves another steps up and seems to get better

Those that can't walk and chew gum don't need to try using phone and walking or driving

I was raised on a dairy farm and if we got a cut or scrape Dad would paint us with purple lotion. Besides the burning it would stay on you until it wore off

I said I tied a house phone to the line at the pole. Meaning I found an old land line phone in debris and used that because bag phone didn't work so well back then without many towers.

When the F-5 tornado 4-8-98 wiped me out a friend loaned me his bag phone that looked like the first post. After that I found an old house phone and commode. I put commode out by power pole and tapped into the phone line. I am sure people got a charge out of driving by and seeing me sitting on...

local market had a sign "You might beat our prices, but you can't beat our meat"

those sticky traps work pretty good

no problem I live in West Ala

that dude has some skills, wonder how many broken bones he has had

I even carry to church. My pastor lives across from my shop and he knows several of us that carry and knows where we sit. He even has one behind pulpit. You can never tell now when you may be in a situation to where it is needed

I heard Buckwheat turned Muslim and he is now Kareem of Wheat

yep, that was a good one

I knew a guy that got killed back in the 70's when fan blade came off a 66 396 Chevelle and went through his chest

we have a problem with bicycles out in the country where I live. I have to pay lots of money for tags, taxes, insurance and fuel tax for the right to use the road. When I catch up with them they continue to ride close to center line and not move to the side of the road. When I am in my service...

I was in Piggly Wiggly in Northport this week. Did you have Jitney Jungles?

I have always heard it sounds like a train but the F5 that I was in sounded like I was standing beside a jet taking off and the pressure felt like my head was going to bust

may have to beat him down

reminded me of my brother and I terrorizing the neighborhood when we were teens. We had a 1953 Dodge truck and would take a bicycle inner tube a foot or so long and raffle one end about 6-8 inches and slip the other over tailpipe. My brother would drive thru community wide open in 2nd gear and...

Memike,you and Creed could play and let them Bubba and Lee rap. Bet you could join in on the calling too, Joe

Memike, I posted that just for you

they have another video called "turkey rap" on youtube that is hilarious! I would tried to post a link but don't know how. Someone stole their turkey hunt video and renamed it "Kentucky turkey hunting" but they live above me here in Alabama. Names are Phil "bubba" and Lee Edmonds. Maybe somebody...