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hope this hasn't been posted before..... This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs. experience. It has an indisputable mathematical logic. This is a strictly ..... mathematical viewpoint... and it goes like this: What Makes 100% ? What does it mean to give...

Just found out out my Grandfather is addicted to Viagra, the family is taking it pretty hard, But my grandmother is taking it the hardest.

On a rainy afternoon, a group of protesters was gathered outside the grocery store handing out pamphlets on the "evils" of America. I politely declined to take one. There was an elderly woman behind me and a young (20-ish) female protester offered her a pamphlet, which she also politely...

To all Fathers driving a Mopar, Happy fathers day. If driving a Ford or Chevy, Happy Mothers Day

Do Las Vegas Churches accept gambling chips? THIS MAY COME AS A SURPRISE TO THOSE OF YOU NOT LIVING IN LAS VEGAS. BUT THERE ARE MORE CATHOLIC CHURCHES THAN CASINOS. NOT SURPRISINGLY, SOME WORSHIPERS AT SUNDAY SERVICES WILL GIVE CASINO CHIPS RATHER THAN CASH WHEN THE BASKET IS PASSED. SINCE...

Sometime this year, we taxpayers will again receive another economic stimulus payment. It is indeed a very exciting program, and I’ll explain it by using a Q&A format: Q: What is an Economic Stimulus payment? A: It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers. Q: Where...

Was in a drive thru line at a fast food joint, could not believe the person driving the SUV in front of us would not get closer than 10 feet to the car in front of them! Since when are we worried about vehicles? It is usually at least 10 feet from the drivers position to the back of a vehicle...

The English are feeling the pinch in relation to the recent virus threat and have therefore raised their threat level from “Miffed” to “Peeved.” Soon, though, the level may be raised yet again to “Irritated” or even “A Bit Cross.” The English have not been “A Bit Cross” since the blitz in...

Many of the newer cars have a Back-Up Sensor that warns the driver before the rear bumper actually comes in contact with something. Who invented this sensor? I'll bet you think it was Ford, maybe GM; how about Chrysler? No. Then how about Mercedes Benz, or possibly the French or Italian car...

A husband and wife who work for the circus go to an adoption agency looking to adopt a child, but the social workers there raise doubts about their suitability. So the couple produce photos of their 50-foot motor home, which is clean and well maintained and equipped with a beautiful nursery. The...

God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael, the archangel, found him, resting on the seventh He inquired, "Where have you been?" God smiled deeply and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look, Michael. Look what I've made." Archangel Michael looked puzzled, and said, "What is...

Here's a heart-warming story about the bond that formed between a little 4-year- old girl and some construction workers. It will show you that we all can make a difference when we give a child the gift of our time. (Love the ending!) A young family moved into a house next to a vacant lot. One...

Lesson 1: A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next door neighbor Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800...

Great Quotes on Sex "There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz SL500." Lynn Lavner "It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married." George Burns "Women might be able to fake...

Harley Davidson Explains Harley Davidson Speaks to Declining Bike Sales. And the reasons for the slump in sales at HD are not Trump’s fault... can you believe that...? Apparently the Baby-Boomers all have motorcycles. Generation X is only buying a few, and the next generation isn't buying any...

A father, son and grandson went to the country club for their weekly round of golf. Just as they reached the first tee, a beautiful young blonde woman carrying her bag of clubs approached them. She explained that the member who brought her to the club for a round of golf had an emergency that...

During his physical, the doctor asked the patient about his daily activity level. He described a typical day this way: “Well, yesterday afternoon, I waded along the edge of a lake, drank eight beers, escaped from wild dogs in the heavy brush, jumped away from an aggressive rattlesnake...

A wise man to his son, my boy, when you accumulate the understanding to know why a pizza is made round,to be put in a square box, and is eaten in triangles, then my son you will be able to to understand women

You can retire to Phoenix, Arizona where … 1. You are willing to park three blocks away from your house because you found shade. 2. You've experienced condensation on your rear-end from the hot water in the toilet bowl. 3. You can drive for four hours in one direction and never leave town...

Quite the little stealers!

Not sure how much of this is true, but funny none the less DARWIN AWARDS FOR 2018 Nominee No. 1 (San Jose Mercury News): An unidentified man, using a shotgun like a club to break a former girlfriend’s windshield, accidentally shot himself to death when the gun discharged, blowing a hole...

An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?’ The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very...

Hope this touches you the way it touched me! GOODBYE MOM A young man shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around. If he stopped, she stopped. Furthermore she kept staring at him. She finally overtook him at the checkout, and she turned to him and said, "I hope...

CURIOUS ARAB BOY A young Arab boy asks his father What is that strange hat you are wearing? The father said: Why, my son, it is a chechia. In the desert it protects our heads from the intense heat of the sun. And what is the long flowing robe you are wearing? asked the boy. Oh...

Antique Tool Still In Use . Do you know what it is? Tobacco Smoke Enema Kit (1750s - 1810s). The tobacco enema was used to infuse tobacco smoke into a patient's rectum for various medical purposes, but primarily the resuscitation of drowning victims. A rectal tube inserted into...

Consider this a tutorial on having to let an employee go...also the beauty of the English language, in it's versatility. A friend wrote about his business and the decisions he had to make as a manager: Business was terrible and not picking up. I had to fire somebody, and I narrowed it down to...

GOV’T AGENCIES ARE SO PREDICTABLE. The Montana Department of Employment, Division of Labor Standards claimed a small rancher was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to investigate him. GOVT AGENT: I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them. RANCHER: Well...

Not sure if posted before..... Men Are Just Happier People! What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a...

This is a story of a 16 year-old boy from Tamworth, NSW who won the World's Shortest Essay competition. He was awarded a scholarship for his imagination and humour… Here it is… Shortest Essay: An English creative writing class...