Those cracked-head scientists will make up the most fantastic stuff just to see who's watching. I wanna see the machine that can count that fast.
I wanna see the machine that built the dumbells,
and the machine that spanked those balls up to speed.
But most of all, I wanna meet the azzhole that authorized the spending of all that money, in the most useless endeavor of all time, becauze
I would like to accelerate his balls, up his azz, to just 15 or 20 mph with my size 11 right foot; and I hope he chokes on 'em on the way out.
Until that day comes, I'll still keep believing that my wife and I will still have sex one more time before I die.