Bathroom wall

[Realest]

Some come here to piss and ****,
Others come to cry and *****.
Some come to fart and scratch their balls,
But i come to take a break and read the **** on the walls.

 

[70Valiant]

No no no it goes like this

some come here to sit and think
while others come here to **** and stink
I just come to scratch my balls
and read the bullshit on the walls

 

[Realest]

thanks for the correction sound much better your way

 

[66bluefish]

Saw this one when I was overseas:

Call ***-xxxx the head is so good you have to pull the sheets out of your a$$.

 

[Dartnut]

Here's to the girl with the bright red shoes, who smokes your cigarettes and drinks your booze, she doesn't have her cherry and that's not a sin,she still has the box it originally came in. Here I sit, *** is hurtin' just gave birth to another Albertan. Here I sit,broken hearted, paid a dime and only farted,next time i'll take a chance, save my dime, and **** my pants. (above the urinal) Smile! your'e shaking hands with the President. Nixon's father should have withdrawn. Q- Why doesn't the pope look at his dick when he takes a leak? A- He doesn't look down on the unemployed.