JDMopar
Well-Known Member
I'd **** my pants if a snake crawled over me prone in a trunk.
That was pretty much impossible for me....because you couldn't have driven a finishing nail up my butt with a 10 lb. sledge hammer at the time!
I'd **** my pants if a snake crawled over me prone in a trunk.
In the early ‘80s, my grandma died in Florida. She willed me two things: her wedding ring (the mortician stole it) and her 1970 or 71 red v8 Dodge Dart Swinger (she drove like hell in it). My dad drove it up from Florida to New Jersey. I started working on it to fix it up. I took out the back seat and there was a huge tarantula-sized spider under it—rode all the way up the East Coast. What was it eating under there? I let it go, introducing a new species to the Garden State.I'd **** my pants if a snake crawled over me prone in a trunk.
I too live in Southern CA where there are tons of black widows in the yard and garage—crazy looking webs and sacs of babies. I’ve seen the bites on people’s faces they get when sleeping. I think one bit my knee once, swollen like a grapefruit. Coulda been a brown recluse.I was riding out to a patrol insertion site in the back of a 2.5T truck and we hit a "speed bump" in the road. Dark as hell we stopped and hopped out to see what it was and it was a 20 foot black and brown Philippine Python that was about a foot in girth, spanned the whole 2 lane road. That was a long night in the jungle......I must see 5 black widows a day out here in So. Cal. Never been bit. knock knock...you SEC guys roaming junkyards full of snakes....no thanks!