Blow up doll.....

[inkjunkie]

I did not know where to put this, it was a toss up between Jokes or General Discussion.....

WOODBRIDGE, Va. -- A Woodbridge man has been charged with burglary and destruction of property after he was arrested in the closet of an adult video store with a blow-up doll.
Prince William County police say the man, 28-year-old Justin Dale Little Jim, is an officer in the U.S. Army.
Police responded to a burglary at the MVC Late Night adult store in Woodbridge about 2:45 a.m. Tuesday and found the glass front door shattered and unlocked.
A police dog was sent in and led officers to a closet. Prosecutors told the News & Messenger of Manassas that Little Jim was attempting to have sexual relations with the doll.
An initial court appearance was continued Wednesday. Court records show that Little Jim remained in custody Wednesday and did not list a lawyer.​

Read more: http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/ar...ia-adult-store-blowup-doll.html#ixzz1RORIz1z3​

 

[PanGasket]

We all know what he was trying to do with his Little Jim:toothy10:

 

[4spdragtop]

"attempting" to have sexual relations??? Does that mean that the doll was even turning him down??

 

[OneOfMany]

Guess she wouldn't go home with him either lol... LOSER!

Hahaha

Grant

 

[mopar head]

What? he could`nt even wait to take her home?
Guess he did`nt want a kidnapping charge, on top of rubber rape?
Was he caught in the act of blowing her up? is`nt that attempted murder?:shock:

 

[67Dart273]

LMAO!! Heard this earlier on "Thee Radio MEN"

 

[magnumdart]

Wonder if he took her to the movies first.

 

[inkjunkie]

Maybe he wanted her so he could drive in the car pool lane?