Bull SH_t

[memike]

A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy."

"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull.

"They're packed with nutrients." The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave him enough strength to reach the first branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fortnight, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree. Soon he was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree.

Moral of the story:
Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there. :coffee2:

 

[mopars0]

True............. :blob: :blob:

good one !!!

 

[MR. BIG BLOCK]

It appears we have at least one wise sage on this site.

 

[dartcuda]

So true. lol

 

[Bigdummy]

 

[memike]

Had to bring this one back from the depths this morning

 

[65LoveAffair]

Wow, you did resurrect an old one there. Good one, though. Thanks for the chuckle!

 

[memike]

It was a long time ago but still so true :coffee2:, thank you and happy to make you chuckle this morning :coffee2:

 

[bOb shingler]

or, it proves you have to eat a lot of bull **** to get to the top.

 

[memike]

or, it proves you have to eat a lot of bull **** to get to the top.

Good pint , and or... Money talks and Bs Flies (not walks)

 

[stansblue72]

Thanks Mike, I needed a good chuckle this morning.

 

[MrDuster]

Perfect Thanksgiving day joke! Thanks for sharing.