check out this craigslist ad lol

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This won't last long so I thought a copy would let us still get a laugh.

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Posted: 2013-04-30, 10:28PM EDT
The wife - $350 (Wilson)

For sale, one wife. She will occasionally clean, you might get a meal a day. She'll bug the **** out of you gibber jabbering.

350, will trade for automobiles, farm animals, computer stuff etc. No reasonable offer refused.

She is a stabber. She will cut a mother(edited).
  • Location: Wilson
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Will trade for farm animals!! LOL
I'm thinking if he gets rid of her he will need a couple of sheep.

Kenny
 
lol now thats funny i would offer to trade him my wife but neither of us would be any better off. lol
 
$350?
How did he come up with that amount?
Maybe it's a buck a pound.
 
No mention of sex. I guess that's what you have to expect when bargain hunting for wives.
 
Dartnut said:
$350?
How did he come up with that amount?
Maybe it's a buck a pound.
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Magnumdust, If Dartnut is correct about the buck a pound on the price, you might want to pass on the sex part. I'm guessing that the meal a day and the occasional cleaning is all she is going to be good for, that is if you can stand the jibber gabbering???
 
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