Christene Carr is looking for love

[Jason Wenger]

This email just showed up in my gmail spam inbox.

Subject: Hi, this is Christine Carr
I am 23 years old. Looking for a lover.
My height is 175, weight 57, brunette, brown eyes.

I... think if I convert from... it must be cm and kg, right?
So she's, uh mumble mumble... carry the nine... divide... 5'2" and 125 lbs?

But she doesn't sound like my type.

Does anyone know where I can find proper SAE units women?

Also am I just remembering wrong, but I think I've heard that others have had some bad experiences with "Christine" cars before. Hmmm.

(admins please don't ban me for this, I know your spam filter is losing its ****, I swear I'm not the problem here)

 

[Slowswinger]

No help converting metric to America women. But I have heard of the ‘axe handle’ unit of measurement to measure waist size. As in she was two axe handles wide.

 

[diymirage]

No help converting metric to America women. But I have heard of the ‘axe handle’ unit of measurement to measure waist size. As in she was two axe handles wide.

You sure you don't mean love handles ?

 

[Slowswinger]

You sure you don't mean love handles ?

No, I am positive it is axe handles. If you were wondering I don’t carry an axe handle to get an accurate measurement I just eye ball it.

 

[mbaird]

You gotta stear clear of **** sites for a while ...lol

 

[AJ/FormS]

But she doesn't sound like my type.

yeah, she just wants meat,
no fixin's, no trimmings, no potatoes and veggies, no wine and BTW, no wedding ring;
Just meat.
Sounds like she's every man's type.
Bring disinfectant

 

[67Dart273]

Is it from Nigeria?

 

[Keith Mopar]

All you have to do is send $10,000 to an email address and they put her in the mail!

And yes she could be from Nigeria.

 

[missing linc]

Also am I just remembering wrong, but I think I've heard that others have had some bad experiences with "Christine" cars before. Hmmm.