Classic insults

[Dartnut]

She looks like she fell out of the ugly tree and broke every branch on the way down with her face.

 

[Dartnut]

He's so ugly that when he was born, the doctor slapped his mom.

 

[Dartnut]

If my dog had a face like yours, I would shave his *** and teach him how to walk backwards.

 

[Dartnut]

She has a face only a mother would love and her dad would die laughing.

 

[Dartnut]

He's so ugly that his parents fed him with a sling-shot.

 

[Dartswinger70]

"With friends like that, who needs enemas..."

 

[Dartswinger70]

Here is one of the many classic exchanges between Fred and Aunt Esther:

Aunt Esther: My body was blessed by Mother Nature, honey. Fred Sanford: And as you got older, it was cursed by Father Time

 

[Ahoey]

Oh wow got a $100 gift card for Princess Auto yee haw. Us western Canadians will know what that is

 

[Moparvinson]

Here is one of the many classic exchanges between Fred and Aunt Esther:

Aunt Esther: My body was blessed by Mother Nature, honey. Fred Sanford: And as you got older, it was cursed by Father Time

I like when aunt ester said " beauty is only skin deep" and Fred told her " well you must have been born inside out".

 

[mopardude62]

Watch it sucka……

 

[DartGTDan]

It's better to let people think you're an idiot, then to open your mouth and prove it!

 

[Ahoey]

It's better to let people think you're an idiot, then to open your mouth and prove it!

Stuck my foot in my mouth more than once LOL. Cause you don’t know the same things I don’t know

 

[Dartnut]

Stuck my foot in my mouth more than once LOL. Cause you don’t know the same things I don’t know

You sound like the ending song on Corner Gas...

 

[diymirage]

It's better to let people think you're an idiot, then to open your mouth and prove it!

Thats Bible right there, proverbs 17:28

Even a fool, when he holdeth his peace, is counted wise: and he that shutteth his lips is esteemed a man of understanding.

 

[str12-340]

Classic insults... and here I thought this was another thread ragging on Classic Industries

 

[barbee6043]

You remind me of my brother in law!!!! and in other ways, a guy called Leadfoot!

 

[DartGTDan]

One of my one word favorites:

"GUMP!!!"

(with the inferred "you're a _______ genius")

 

[krazykuda]

You're so fat when you stepped on the scale a card came out and said, "One at time"...

 

[krazykuda]

My wife went for a brain scan and the results came back negative...


She has no brain...

 

[krazykuda]

 

[krazykuda]

 

[Kern Dog]

Jeez, man...try telling something from the last year or so. Those were around before the internet.

 

[DartGTDan]

No sir, you're not the biggest asshole on earth, but when he dies....

 

[Mark Wainwright]

She was so ugly it looked like someone set her face on fire and pit it out with a shovel.

 

[Ahoey]

She was so ugly it looked like someone set her face on fire and pit it out with a shovel.

Had to tie a pork chop around your neck so the dog would play with you