Common Core Math

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When the wind blows the eggs fry faster unless they're in the fridge at 11pm.
 
What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same!
 
statistics hmm!
i read that 10 % of all motor vehicle accidents are caused by drunk drivers,so 90% of the accidents were caused by sober drivers.
 
He packs a lunch, and drives to work, C'on he has a Mopar! Well isn't the other 2 are "No Car"??? Then....
 
Back in Time said:
How about this.
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COM. MOAB (mother of all boards) i 7 core Crystal Meth

If You have 4 Pentiums and 7 Apple Mac s
how many Pac-Man s, Packet Tracers and CAL s (computer assisted learning software) will fit on the root??

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PURP IN DA DARK, because ALIASes dont use FAT (Fail Allocation Table)..........
 
Why do you drive on the parkway and park in the driveway ???????????????
 
Common Core just took its first step at dying in our state last week. It will die completely within 5 years. I would love to know how much money was and will be spent by lawmakers on this travesty.

Oh, and if you want to know what is a direct result of CC, our district's high school is scheduled to have 88 days of testing this year. Next year, they will be adding two more days. So, out of 180 days of school, teachers, students and administrators are going to be testing for half of their days.

Sorry, that is not funny.

A guy walks into a bar. He thinks, damnit, I should have ducked.
 
If a banana could grow oars and paddle it's self across the desert, how many pancakes would it take to shingle the roof of a doghouse?
23! 'Cause you can't breath goldfish through a pillowcase...
What's the difference between an orange?





(Why is there always pancakes?)
 
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