Confucius Say

[64 AAR Valiant]

Woman who sleeps with butcher gets the sausage.

Woman who displays too much limb often finds self up tree.

 

[krazykuda]

Man who goes to bed with itchy butt, wakes up with stinky finger...

Man who farts in church, sits in own pew...

Man who goes through airport turnstyle sideways, going to Bangkok...

 

[Hemiroid]

Woman who fly up side down have crack up.

 

[gerrys]

Man who slings mud loses ground.

 

[C130 Chief]

Foolish man give wife gift o grand piano. Wise man give wife gift of upright organ.

 

[64 AAR Valiant]

Man who pee in wind get golden shower.

 

[Dartman1969]

Man who behaves like an *** will be the butt of those who crack jokes.

~Michael

 

[sickandwrongcustoms]

Man who fishes in other mans pond
Is bound to catch crabs

 

[sickandwrongcustoms]

Man who stands on toilet
Is high on pot

 

[cudaspaz]

Oral sex make ones whole day......

Anal sex make one hole weak.

 

[danielprestonr]

Man who have woman on ground have piece on earth

 

[My*65*Dart]

Man who owns Mopar never know what back of Chevy look like!:burnout:

 

[michformulaS]

Dumb man climb tree to get cherry, wise man spread limbs.

 

[6pakattack]

Man with hands in pockets,not crazy,just feeling nuts !!

 

[C130 Chief]

It is good to have roses on your piano, but better to have tulips on your organ.

 

[sr71mopar]

Does the noise in my head bother you?

 

[Len]

man with hole in pocket, feels cockie

 

[Mr.FT]

Man who eats jelly beans Craps in Technicolor!

 

[383Duster]

seven days makes a hole weak.........

 

[64 AAR Valiant]

Man with small dinghy sail alone.

 

[Fstforward]

Man who go to bed horny, wake up with solution in hand.

Man who live in glass house, should dress in basement!

Girl who wear paper dress, should not sit near fireplace!

 

[toolmanmike]

Lmfao

 

[godfatherofchry]

lmfao

x2

 

[19 Again..]

X3

 

[19 Again..]

We used to throw these made up book titles in when the confusious sayings started to rip out...

"Rusty Bed Springs" by: I. Pee Nightley

"Under the Bleachers" by: See More Butt

"Antlers in the Tree" by: Who Goosed the Moose

"Trails in ther Sand" by: Peter Draggin

"Race to the Outhouse" by: Betty Don't, co-authored Willy Make-it