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Oklacarcollecto

Oklacarcollecto

Life is an experiment
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Free to good home.

"My girlfriend doesn't like my dog, so I appeal to you.

She is a purebred from a wealthy area and I have had her 4 years. She likes to play games. Not totally trained. Has long hair so she's a little high maintenance, especially the nails, but she loves having them done. Stays up all night yapping but sleeps while I work. Only eats the best, most expensive food. Will NEVER greet you at the door after a long day or give you unconditional love when you're down. Does not bite but she can be mean.
So........anyone interested in my 30 year old, selfish, wicked, gold-digging girlfriend? Come and get her! Me and my dog want her re-homed!"
 

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Do I have to decide now? Maybe a picture of your girlfriend. It sounds like the Dog is a better deal! HA HA
 
You got me there, lol. I really thought you had to find a new home for the dog. Silly me.
 
Now that is funny. i read this to my wife. She did not think it was as funny as me. LOL
 
Does your girlfriend come with a dart or duster or something? How about a boat?
 
LMAOROTF @ "Is she fixed"
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