Everyone reading this will enjoy it - no matter which gender you are.........
This morning on the highway, I looked over
to my left and there was a woman,
in a brand new Cadillac,
doing 65 mph.....
with her face up next to her rear view mirror
putting on her eyeliner.
I looked away,
for a couple seconds...
to continue shaving.
And when I looked back she was
halfway over in my lane,
still working on that makeup.
As a man, I don't scare easily.
But she scared me so much;
I dropped my electric shaver,
which knocked the donut out of my other hand.
In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car
using my knee against the steering wheel,
it knocked my cell phone away from my ear, which fell into the coffee between my legs!
Splashed and burned
Big Peter and the Twins.
Ruined the damn phone,
soaked my trousers,
and disconnected an important call.
Damn women drivers!
