Jason Cunningham
Well-Known Member
What an afternoon. One of my car buddies and I went to REGAL AUCTIONS in Calgary,Alberta,Canada, to look at some repossesed Mopars, that are being auctioned off soon. One of the cars was an FE5 71 340 Demon. Bro and I decoded the vin, and FENDER TAG, checked the numbers on the rad support, etc. This JERK OFF walks up to us and says, "LOTS OF GUYS ARE GONNA BE BIDDING ON THIS DEMON", and saying lots of other stupid crap, trying to DETER us from the car. We walked away, SHAKING OUR HEADS AT THIS IDIOT. We looked at some late model trucks and stuff for about 5 minutes, before deciding to LEAVE. As we walked by the DEMON again, we went over to look at it again. The HOOD was up. My Bro pointed at WHERE THE FENDER TAG WAS SCREWED DOWN 5 minutes ago, and SAID TO ME, "ITS GONE !!!!! I got excited and said, KIND OF LOUDLY, "THAT C.S STOLE IT" We walked away from the car, WONDERING WHAT TO THINK. Bro and I got pissed of and decided to go get the guys that run the place, and tell them what happened. As I looked over my shoulder, I noticed the guys legs were sticking out from UNDER THE PASSENGER SIDE OF THE DEMON. All of the sudden, he jumps out from under the car, and DISSAPEARS into ROWS AND ROWS of other vehicles. HE HEARD US, and KNEW WE WERE ON TO HIM !!!! So we go get the auction staff, and about 5 of us PUT IT ON HIM. He was visibly scared, but kept his cool. DENIED IT, and even went as far as INSINUATING that WE STOLE THE TAG. My Bro and I suggested that we ALL GO INTO THE OFFICE and STRIP DOWN to our BARE ASSES if NEED BE. THE THIEF REFUSED. I could tell that the OWNER OF THE AUCTION was starting to WORRY ABOUT possible LEGAL REPRECUSSIONS, and just kicked the guy off the premises, and TOLD HIM NOT TO COME BACK. The owner asked us HOW BIG OF A DEAL THE MISSING TAG WAS. We told him that the car had just been DEVALUED by thousends of DOLLARS. This DEMON is an ORIGINAL PAINT SURVIVOR !!!!! WE HAVE SEEN THIS THIEF AROUND THE CAR SCENE IN CALGARY. He drives a GOLD 1970 SPORT SATTELLITE, 383 with DARK GREY TORQUE THRUST WHEELS. It is NOT my style to INFORM on people, BUT I BELIEVE WE DID THE RIGHT THING !!!!!! Now all he needs to do is SEND ONE OF HIS SKETCHY BUDDIES OVER THERE TO BUY IT. Anyways, ARSEHOLES LIKE HIM are the reason that SOME OF THE FUN in this HOBBY, has been STOLEN from ALL OF US. KEEP IT REAL, BROTHERS AND SISTERS !!!!!!!